Peter Heckel

You did a thing

Today’s headlines! Now leave me alone!

I created her… but, this is something else! She wasn’t a fairy in the gazette! And I didn’t even get any royalties

Question for Wulferhampton? Who is @ladyesmerelda72.bsky.social

My money is on @rodfeathers.bsky.social they seem to be active at the same times, and both use very similar AI.

In the culture section

Well done

My youngest sons first time volunteering at #parkrun and my 100th time volunteering #running

I too can pay more tax, and I don’t welcome it but I accept it. What I don’t accept is the lying by our politicians about it.

What’s a comma?

I haven’t said it has been just reporting of recounts and election interference

Indeed!

Tonight’s headlines

I didn’t do anything! I didn’t bring her to life! You lot did!

Hmmmm!

After foolishly entering a triathlon next year, I went for a swim this morning. I reminded myself that I’m shit at swimming and it’s going to be a long hard slog to get my swim fitness back!

What have you lot done to lady Esmerelda? I created a lovely whimsical lady. And you created a monster! This is why you can’t have nice things!

Tonight’s headlines!

Let’s see how you do on that one!

I’m currently in a Teams meeting about Teams meetings. I kid you not!

How did this happen?

This post wins the internet

No it would be Aaaaar

It will turn up, or it won’t.

I’m sure I must have some!

That was foolish. Did you do it on a work device?

I think there was a picture!

I blame the fairies

She may be worse!

Good god! Not sure I can cope!

I don’t fear her any more that I fear Wulf Helm (which to be fair is a lot) she is a generous in her donations.

The gazette believes what rich fairies with persuasive gentlemen on her staff can do whatever they like!