Neil Garrett

After an all time high of 850, I’m about to drop out of the 700s. Chess is brutal. #chesspunks

“Your X profile becomes your financial identity.”

Um, yeah, no thanks.

You need to define affordable.
And although what they technically need to do is not that difficult, the editorial judgment you specify is also worth something - considerably more than the basic editing skills.
I’m sure your bank balance is pretty healthy. Shame you don’t think others’ should be too

Welp. I can beat her age 6.

Yeah sex is good, but have you ever won a game with a perfect Englund Gambit? #chesspunks

This is why the Epstein files aren’t coming out isn’t it. It’s not simply about protecting paedophiles in positions of power, it’s about protecting the process of ushering in a new era of monolithic global control. Because if its architects start getting convicted, the whole shebang collapses.

Interesting that this comes from Hannan but unsurprising he can’t connect the dots between the politics he’s been promoting his whole life and where we are now. Sadly “We told you so” is gonna be small comfort as we sit in the ruins of our cities eating rats

It’s not the size of the Dik Dik in the fight that matters, it’s the size of the fight in the Dik Dik

The hope was that the US midterms might see the Houses swing Dem, paving the way for (successful) impeachment.

Right now, I can’t see 2026 making it to November without WWIII breaking out.

Apple really dropped the ball with Liquid Glass. Just a terrible aesthetic, ugly, dated and trying way too hard. A huge middle finger to their visually impaired users too

Mind-altering ‘brain weapons’ no longer only science fiction, say researchers UK academics say latest chemicals are ‘wake-up call’ and urge global action to stop weaponisation of neuroscience

So this is how the zombie apocalypse will start www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

(I would love to credit the original author but can’t remember who it was. If anybody does, please feel free to chip in!)

At times like this I’m reminded of the evergreen post from Twitter of old:

Me: I’d like to see Trump wriggle his way out of this!

*Trump wriggles his way out easily*

Me: Yes, well, nevertheless

But the BBC edited two parts of a speech together

Teenage metaller me would be absolutely reeling that you can now buy Megadeth branded beer in Tesco

Sexy lyrics to The Toxic Waltz by Exodus

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Took up #chess one year ago today according to chess.com. Currently sitting around the mid-700s, which feels pretty good for 12 months progress. Gunning for a four figure elo this time next year! #chesspunks

Partner dropped her scarf on our upright fan and accidentally created a new Star Wars villain

One decent use case for AI in the movie industry would be to make actors’ mouths move in sync with the audio in dubbed versions of films.

There is currently no finer lyric in pop music than “Doing a poo at your friend’s house is cunty.”

A shop with a vast amount of fruit on display in a Turkish town

A simply astonishing amount of fruit on display at this Turkish fruit shop

That is quite the cartoon

Lucy Bronze is the England women’s Terry Butcher

Six years of culinary school to get turned down cos you’re Comanche

Love this!

Tbf, that’s how all pandemics end

I would like to see Kier Starmer’s “appropriate” Glastonbury line-up. Pretty sure it would feature Westlife, The Lighthouse Family and for a little edge, Nickelback.

28 Years Later, then. It doesn’t match the original for sheer jaw-dropping, holy-shit-what-did-I-just-watch madness, it’s a pretty solid, well structured and very well acted piece. But what the fuck were the parkour Jimmy Savilles about???

Yes, but what should we do with him?

This is pretty great