So this is how the zombie apocalypse will start www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
22.11.2025 09:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@neilgarrett.bsky.social
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So this is how the zombie apocalypse will start www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
22.11.2025 09:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(I would love to credit the original author but can’t remember who it was. If anybody does, please feel free to chip in!)
20.11.2025 09:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At times like this I’m reminded of the evergreen post from Twitter of old:
Me: I’d like to see Trump wriggle his way out of this!
*Trump wriggles his way out easily*
Me: Yes, well, nevertheless
But the BBC edited two parts of a speech together
13.11.2025 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Teenage metaller me would be absolutely reeling that you can now buy Megadeth branded beer in Tesco
10.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sexy lyrics to The Toxic Waltz by Exodus
30.10.2025 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Took up #chess one year ago today according to chess.com. Currently sitting around the mid-700s, which feels pretty good for 12 months progress. Gunning for a four figure elo this time next year! #chesspunks
30.10.2025 11:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Partner dropped her scarf on our upright fan and accidentally created a new Star Wars villain
26.10.2025 12:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One decent use case for AI in the movie industry would be to make actors’ mouths move in sync with the audio in dubbed versions of films.
16.10.2025 07:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is currently no finer lyric in pop music than “Doing a poo at your friend’s house is cunty.”
29.09.2025 07:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A shop with a vast amount of fruit on display in a Turkish town
A simply astonishing amount of fruit on display at this Turkish fruit shop
12.09.2025 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That is quite the cartoon
28.08.2025 21:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lucy Bronze is the England women’s Terry Butcher
27.07.2025 17:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Six years of culinary school to get turned down cos you’re Comanche
20.07.2025 22:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love this!
16.07.2025 11:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tbf, that’s how all pandemics end
06.07.2025 10:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would like to see Kier Starmer’s “appropriate” Glastonbury line-up. Pretty sure it would feature Westlife, The Lighthouse Family and for a little edge, Nickelback.
22.06.2025 08:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 028 Years Later, then. It doesn’t match the original for sheer jaw-dropping, holy-shit-what-did-I-just-watch madness, it’s a pretty solid, well structured and very well acted piece. But what the fuck were the parkour Jimmy Savilles about???
22.06.2025 07:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, but what should we do with him?
19.06.2025 07:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is pretty great
10.06.2025 16:59 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
09.06.2025 01:39 — 👍 34701 🔁 16599 💬 2454 📌 3419This LA situation is going to be a very handy reason for Trump to cancel the midterms, eh?
08.06.2025 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These people. Finding themselves at the top, blind to the privilege and circumstance that put them there, they cast around for an ideological framework that would keep them in charge, squinting at options like fascism, dictatorship, and eugenics, as though they would somehow do them ethically
05.06.2025 10:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ikr? Like the situation Winston Smith finds himself in in 1984… positively Kafkaesque
27.05.2025 14:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0600 elo, baby! I’m the 10,672,731st best player on chess dot com! Woot! #chesspunks
24.05.2025 22:45 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Worth bearing in mind that the yellowish glow making up most of that galaxy is the combined light of 100 billion stars, each of which is the heart of a solar system with who knows how many planets orbiting. But we’re the only one with life? Yeah, right.
24.05.2025 00:15 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just a baffling unit of comparison
22.05.2025 08:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If the jackboot fits…
20.05.2025 10:04 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let them. They can harrumph and moan all they want, while the economy gradually picks itself back up and the benefits of a closer EU relationship make themselves apparent. Increasingly they’ll start to look like the isolated Japanese soldiers on those islands fighting a war that ended years ago.
20.05.2025 09:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump bought Starmer’s silence today, didn’t he. Britain will not be speaking out.
08.05.2025 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0