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Neil Garrett

@neilgarrett.bsky.social

Video production professional, mountain biker, Twitter refugee, boxer dog lover

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Mind-altering ‘brain weapons’ no longer only science fiction, say researchers UK academics say latest chemicals are ‘wake-up call’ and urge global action to stop weaponisation of neuroscience

So this is how the zombie apocalypse will start www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

22.11.2025 09:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(I would love to credit the original author but can’t remember who it was. If anybody does, please feel free to chip in!)

20.11.2025 09:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At times like this I’m reminded of the evergreen post from Twitter of old:

Me: I’d like to see Trump wriggle his way out of this!

*Trump wriggles his way out easily*

Me: Yes, well, nevertheless

20.11.2025 09:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But the BBC edited two parts of a speech together

13.11.2025 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Teenage metaller me would be absolutely reeling that you can now buy Megadeth branded beer in Tesco

10.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sexy lyrics to The Toxic Waltz by Exodus

30.10.2025 15:35 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Took up #chess one year ago today according to chess.com. Currently sitting around the mid-700s, which feels pretty good for 12 months progress. Gunning for a four figure elo this time next year! #chesspunks

30.10.2025 11:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Partner dropped her scarf on our upright fan and accidentally created a new Star Wars villain

26.10.2025 12:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One decent use case for AI in the movie industry would be to make actors’ mouths move in sync with the audio in dubbed versions of films.

16.10.2025 07:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is currently no finer lyric in pop music than “Doing a poo at your friend’s house is cunty.”

29.09.2025 07:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A shop with a vast amount of fruit on display in a Turkish town

A shop with a vast amount of fruit on display in a Turkish town

A simply astonishing amount of fruit on display at this Turkish fruit shop

12.09.2025 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That is quite the cartoon

28.08.2025 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lucy Bronze is the England women’s Terry Butcher

27.07.2025 17:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Six years of culinary school to get turned down cos you’re Comanche

20.07.2025 22:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love this!

16.07.2025 11:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tbf, that’s how all pandemics end

06.07.2025 10:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would like to see Kier Starmer’s “appropriate” Glastonbury line-up. Pretty sure it would feature Westlife, The Lighthouse Family and for a little edge, Nickelback.

22.06.2025 08:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

28 Years Later, then. It doesn’t match the original for sheer jaw-dropping, holy-shit-what-did-I-just-watch madness, it’s a pretty solid, well structured and very well acted piece. But what the fuck were the parkour Jimmy Savilles about???

22.06.2025 07:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, but what should we do with him?

19.06.2025 07:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is pretty great

10.06.2025 16:59 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

09.06.2025 01:39 — 👍 34701    🔁 16599    💬 2454    📌 3419

This LA situation is going to be a very handy reason for Trump to cancel the midterms, eh?

08.06.2025 23:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These people. Finding themselves at the top, blind to the privilege and circumstance that put them there, they cast around for an ideological framework that would keep them in charge, squinting at options like fascism, dictatorship, and eugenics, as though they would somehow do them ethically

05.06.2025 10:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ikr? Like the situation Winston Smith finds himself in in 1984… positively Kafkaesque

27.05.2025 14:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

600 elo, baby! I’m the 10,672,731st best player on chess dot com! Woot! #chesspunks

24.05.2025 22:45 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Worth bearing in mind that the yellowish glow making up most of that galaxy is the combined light of 100 billion stars, each of which is the heart of a solar system with who knows how many planets orbiting. But we’re the only one with life? Yeah, right.

24.05.2025 00:15 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just a baffling unit of comparison

22.05.2025 08:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If the jackboot fits…

20.05.2025 10:04 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let them. They can harrumph and moan all they want, while the economy gradually picks itself back up and the benefits of a closer EU relationship make themselves apparent. Increasingly they’ll start to look like the isolated Japanese soldiers on those islands fighting a war that ended years ago.

20.05.2025 09:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump bought Starmer’s silence today, didn’t he. Britain will not be speaking out.

08.05.2025 20:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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