Spooky Leelz @leilza - Bluesky Profile

DEAD MAN’S BONES RULES

05.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are you here for work?

05.10.2025 12:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know, landing doesn’t scare me

But you want me to take off? Absolutely not

05.10.2025 01:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Charli vs Taylor is my own personal Ta-Nehesi vs Ezra

04.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kayla and Leila

Here's a picture of @kaylapekkala.com and @leilza.bsky.social from earlier

03.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 176 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

The Onion's Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile

Ready for a night of cinema with @theonion.com

02.10.2025 23:32 — 👍 632 🔁 44 💬 10 📌 1

@bencollins.bsky.social Just got out of watching Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile (I was watching it with my Mom and we both weren't really interested in watching Sex House) and THANK YOU for FINALLY exposing the truth about Epstein!

03.10.2025 01:36 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Movies @ 4:30 PM — CINEMASF America’s Finest News Source is proud to resuscitate the dying medium of film with a double-feature presentation beginning with their latest investigative documentary. Featuring never-before-seen interviews and footage, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile succeeds where hundreds of previous documentar

The legendary Balboa in San Fransisco has added another showing:

www.balboamovies.com/calendar-of-...

01.10.2025 22:18 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Haha I did the thing with my name we used to do on twitter. Do the thing with your name, do it

01.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

We’re Running Out Of Time If We Still Want To Kill And Eat Jane Goodall There’s something I’ve been meaning to bring up for a while now. I know we’ve talked about it over the years, but we’ve let ourselves get sidetracked from it for too long, and to be honest, the clock ...

We’re Running Out Of Time If We Still Want To Kill And Eat Jane Goodall

theonion.com/we-re-runnin...

01.10.2025 18:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An incredible incredible shot.

Also confirms what we all know; the underground resistance is powered by skateboarders

30.09.2025 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there will inevitably be a backlash against One Battle After Another as there is when everyone universally praises a thing, but

holy shit

it was so good

best film I've seen this year. and the last few months in america could have been a viral marketing stunt for it. it felt *that* urgent.

30.09.2025 18:53 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

delivering a theater a digital cinematic film presentation

29.09.2025 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

*cough* anyone have an ftp I can use?

29.09.2025 01:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of - Thu 2 Oct 7:00 PM - The Broad Theater Buy tickets to The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of at The Broad Theater on Thursday, October 2, 2025 7:00 PM

New Orleans, come see The Onion’s movie!!!

ticketing.useast.veezi.com/purchase/666...

28.09.2025 16:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, tech issues

27.09.2025 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

H & K CINEMAS > KEW GARDENS CINEMA > THE ONION PRESENTS: A HISTORIC CINEMATIC NIGHT OF FILM AT THE MOV > VIEW SHOWTIMES - Movies, Showtimes, Tickets and Concessions Come see The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Mov at H & K Cinemas with me!

Also, Williamsburg Cinemas' showing of Bad Pedophile in Brooklyn is now on sale here:

www.hk-cinemas.com/movie/the-on...

And those who tried to book at Laemmle NoHo in LA but couldn't because of the technical term "website actin funny," that's been fixed!

www.laemmle.com/film/onion-p...

27.09.2025 17:04 — 👍 153 🔁 14 💬 9 📌 0

LAEMMLE THEATRES > LAEMMLE NOHO 7 > THE ONION PRESENTS: A HISTORIC CINEMATIC NIGHT OF FILM AT THE MOV > 2/10/2025 > 7:00 PM (131) > SELECT SEATS - Movies, Showtimes, Tickets and Concessions Come see The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Mov at Laemmle Theatres with me!

Hey all! The North Hollywood link is now working: tickets.laemmle.com/seats/00001-...

27.09.2025 17:13 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

LAEMMLE THEATRES > LAEMMLE NOHO 7 > THE ONION PRESENTS: A HISTORIC CINEMATIC NIGHT OF FILM AT THE MOV > 2/10/2025 > 7:00 PM (131) > SELECT SEATS - Movies, Showtimes, Tickets and Concessions Come see The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Mov at Laemmle Theatres with me!

Hey all! The North Hollywood link is now working: tickets.laemmle.com/seats/00001-...

27.09.2025 17:13 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

H & K CINEMAS > WILLIAMSBURG CINEMAS > THE ONION PRESENTS: A HISTORIC CINEMATIC NIGHT OF FILM AT THE MOV > 2/10/2025 > 6:30 PM (10) > SELECT SEATS - Movies, Showtimes, Tickets and Concessions Come see The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Mov at H & K Cinemas with me!

BROOKLYN IS LIVE!!!

www.hk-cinemas.com/seats/00001-...

27.09.2025 13:06 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

H & K CINEMAS > WILLIAMSBURG CINEMAS > THE ONION PRESENTS: A HISTORIC CINEMATIC NIGHT OF FILM AT THE MOV > 2/10/2025 > 6:30 PM (10) > SELECT SEATS - Movies, Showtimes, Tickets and Concessions Come see The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Mov at H & K Cinemas with me!

BROOKLYN IS LIVE!!!

www.hk-cinemas.com/seats/00001-...

27.09.2025 13:06 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

this is a real video eric adams posted today.. not sure he remembers he's running for mayor or what at this point

26.09.2025 22:48 — 👍 1537 🔁 275 💬 158 📌 262

MISSOURI COME THROUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH

27.09.2025 01:34 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Here’s the promised ticketing link for the Onion Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile & Sex House double feature link:
www.esquiretheatre.com/movie/the-on...

Tickets are only $5, so get your tickets now! One show only! #Cincinnati

26.09.2025 23:42 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0