kiki

a witch’s potency is not determined by the size of their breasts, but instead the amount of yearning they inspire.

sanity level lately:

yeah and scary being right in the park, too. luckily, you know NWFD, they were on it asap.

i turned the sound off bc i was narrating, hence the dramatic zooms. but anyways.. preeeeetty sure that's the tennis club?? #NewWest

if my expensive iphone with the world's most inexpensive, inefficient camera zoom would work, i could've shown you all the massive blaze across the street at tipperary. alas, for now, use your imaginations. never a dull moment in new west!

listen there was such a lost opportunity not pouring flaming oil over the walls, too

tell me why there weren't multiple trenches and why those trenches weren't made with dragon glass shards

It's been, one week since they did a coup

canada american blue states
🤝
a very angry
district 13

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

just switched on my "out of office" message and had a tiny little orgasm

the yearning

i've overshot bedtime by two hours because of an adhd hyperfocus, HOWEVER, that is a problem best suited for tomorrow me

i demand that we let elder millennials bring back teddybear backpacks without merciless mockery

john lennon: 🎵 imagine all the people 🎵

introvert: oh god

omg i've been thinking about this lately as well. they used to be our best leak source.

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saw this outside the other day and tried to manifest them all falling off the back and smashing apart

i love my job i love my job i do not want to choke the design engineers i love my job i do not want to throw my laptop off the patio i can survive 14 hour fridays i love m

the quota must be maintained at all costs

oh yes of course, a classic

perfection

it's good, but still needs a touch more weirdos

please. is that one real? chefs kiss

just thinking about how a large part of why i was hired onto my current project was my control issues & reluctance to let anyone send me subpar work. the unrelenting quality control dom in a sea of men scared to anger me is actually pretty on-brand, not gonna lie. never give up on your dreams, kids

oh abbreviations are my fave. i love when i'm giving companies IDs like oh titan? TIT it is. associated? you shall be ASS. enjoy

you can force me to be an adult but you will NEVER get me to stop laughing when reading construction erection plans

20mins into woman of the hour and i can feel my female rage just mmm, bubbling right up there