But have you even eaten your first?
06.02.2026 07:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0But have you even eaten your first?
06.02.2026 07:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Merriam-Websterβs human editors have chosen βslopβ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
15.12.2025 14:07 β π 24058 π 7284 π¬ 361 π 941I've been eating a few fruit in the morning in lieu of the usual hearty breakfast and my gut has never been more thankful
16.12.2025 13:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No one's on Twitter anymore :/
17.11.2025 17:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Chat is Twitter really dead
12.09.2025 02:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wrote 70-80% of a personal essay and told myself I wouldn't do research on top of it so I wouldn't get writer's block, but now of course I'm in research hell learning abt modern psychological theories π
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Cardi B shares new tweets:
βShut the f*** up. Go to dinner ,go shopping, go to the park β¦Get off the internetβ¦ENOUGH!!β
Plssss let us know your thoughts
27.12.2024 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's so needy I love him
27.12.2024 20:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He says "EH" back (he doesn't know how to meow)
27.12.2024 20:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think ppl got way too caught up thinking of it as a whodunit rather than a whydunit anyway. And the real appeal is in the performances and the script more than the overall plot imo
27.12.2024 06:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No one's gonna tell you saltburn but to me it's the obvious choice (for next time)
27.12.2024 06:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Boy smells? I sure hope he does!
27.12.2024 05:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Garfield says thankies!
27.12.2024 05:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gay Christian men are just somehow the most Christian out of all of them and it really leaps out in their songs
27.12.2024 05:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Right like this one had me gagged!
27.12.2024 00:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Maximizing our joint slay yup!
27.12.2024 00:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An orange cat lying on a bed cuddling with my arm
Bonus: he's cuddling with my arm now
27.12.2024 00:17 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And did
27.12.2024 00:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Since y'all were invested:
27.12.2024 00:14 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 6 π 0Just took 12 selfies w my cat btw
27.12.2024 00:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Glad you asked: he sounds good and I like him. Hope this helps!
27.12.2024 00:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He Just Gets Me
27.12.2024 00:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know I'm a real Sufyearner bc I listened to all 4 hours of Sufjan's Christmas music discography
26.12.2024 04:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0John Brosio, Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013)
14.12.2024 00:14 β π 8717 π 2092 π¬ 77 π 67Damn they're really like obsessed with you or something...
10.12.2024 19:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Someone just said they haven't seen me post anything about my career (recently)... like HELLO were you keeping track? π
10.12.2024 04:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is now a safe time to say I've always had a crush on Luigi
09.12.2024 20:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What the hell, sure
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