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Roshaun

@roeyrboat.bsky.social

Journalist. Chronically online. He/they

136 Followers  |  184 Following  |  70 Posts  |  Joined: 13.07.2023
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But have you even eaten your first?

06.02.2026 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen β€˜slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

15.12.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 24058    πŸ” 7284    πŸ’¬ 361    πŸ“Œ 941

I've been eating a few fruit in the morning in lieu of the usual hearty breakfast and my gut has never been more thankful

16.12.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one's on Twitter anymore :/

17.11.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chat is Twitter really dead

12.09.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wrote 70-80% of a personal essay and told myself I wouldn't do research on top of it so I wouldn't get writer's block, but now of course I'm in research hell learning abt modern psychological theories 😭

02.09.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cardi B shares new tweets:

β€œShut the f*** up. Go to dinner ,go shopping, go to the park …Get off the internet…ENOUGH!!”

08.07.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 12

Plssss let us know your thoughts

27.12.2024 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's so needy I love him

27.12.2024 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He says "EH" back (he doesn't know how to meow)

27.12.2024 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think ppl got way too caught up thinking of it as a whodunit rather than a whydunit anyway. And the real appeal is in the performances and the script more than the overall plot imo

27.12.2024 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No one's gonna tell you saltburn but to me it's the obvious choice (for next time)

27.12.2024 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boy smells? I sure hope he does!

27.12.2024 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Garfield says thankies!

27.12.2024 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gay Christian men are just somehow the most Christian out of all of them and it really leaps out in their songs

27.12.2024 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right like this one had me gagged!

27.12.2024 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maximizing our joint slay yup!

27.12.2024 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An orange cat lying on a bed cuddling with my arm

An orange cat lying on a bed cuddling with my arm

Bonus: he's cuddling with my arm now

27.12.2024 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And did

27.12.2024 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since y'all were invested:

27.12.2024 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Just took 12 selfies w my cat btw

27.12.2024 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Glad you asked: he sounds good and I like him. Hope this helps!

27.12.2024 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He Just Gets Me

27.12.2024 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know I'm a real Sufyearner bc I listened to all 4 hours of Sufjan's Christmas music discography

26.12.2024 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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John Brosio, Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013)

14.12.2024 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8717    πŸ” 2092    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 67

Damn they're really like obsessed with you or something...

10.12.2024 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone just said they haven't seen me post anything about my career (recently)... like HELLO were you keeping track? 😭

10.12.2024 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is now a safe time to say I've always had a crush on Luigi

09.12.2024 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with a mushroom on his head Alt: Luigi Smash victory animation, where he does finger guns

Oh, so that’s why he does that

09.12.2024 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3870    πŸ” 811    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 15
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What the hell, sure

04.12.2024 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0