cow tools daily

I think Buffalo Bell and Whitney Pokemon would lez out here's why:
-They both like baseball
-They're both pink
-Whitney's strongest Pokemon is Miltank (cow)
-Buffalo Bell is a cow
-obvi lesbos

and if you can recognize all that from a silhouette, you're cooking

Does anyone else find it slightly suspicious that mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey?

Titlescreen of Pokopia editted so that it reads 'miltank tools'.

If I may...

tysm

Almost seems wrong making them fight.

Who's that Pokétool?!

care to elaborate on what tumblr has?

they've got other generators too 👀

screenshot from Pokemon Sword/Shield or Violet of the Pokedex entry for Miltank, a pink cow pokemon. There are 4 moves listed: Lump, a normal type move. Lump Handle, normal. Prongler, ground. Saw, electric.

cow tools are always super effective!

another great submission by @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social

Screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail titled "An agonizingly sophisticated review of the Far Side Cow Cruise" Thumbnail shows Jenny Nicholson wearing a cow hat and throwing a hand up in front of a scene where the Cow Tools Cow and its table of tools is almost completely obscured by a pole. Insert text reads "I'll never be happy again!" The video has 12 million views and was uploaded 42 minutes ago.

been waiting for jenny's take on this

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
What nefarious things are the cows using their tools for, and can you receive the sin of a cow if you receive a hemoglobin product derived from a cow?

cows CAN sin but have never chosen to

i don't like the way you are looking at me

Men Are Animals mug showing a leering bull with stubble, a nose ring, and a red tank top under blue text reading "In the moood to be nude".

in the moood to be nude 🐂

A yellow cow with a "fell for it again" as a face". The sun has a smug face. The two cups become a MAGA cap and a Soyjack meme face expressing dismay. The saw & ... stick... have eyeballs and a dismayed mouth. It is labeled "Cow Tools" following the classic Cow Tools cartoon of Gary Larson.

I don't think Fell for it Again Awards is active on here, but their best work:

David Lynch in a tuxedo holding out a lump-with-handle cow tools very close to the camera

aye big dog
fix your heart (or die)

YouTube video by Steve Parker FUNERAL FOR A TREE

"When a 65-year-old tree in Parker’s front yard died of oak wilt, he cut the trunk into “wood cookies” + transformed them into playable records, each encoded with migratory birdsong... The project emerged from Parker’s recognition that his grief for the tree echoed the loss of his father to cancer"

I shamelessly mashed together 3 bluesky memes. @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social @googleballs.com #googleballs #heathcliff #comic #photoedit #collage #cowtools

Power Cat is looking at a carton of milk labeled bastard milk with the tag line milk from cow. There's a drawing of a pig with cow spots on the front of the carton as well. On the other side of the carton is a portrait of damn cat and text that says missing. The caption of the comic says clock, box, TV, soda, staples, phone, pen, pants, shirt, clock, drawing, cars, kung pao chicken, deodorant, onion.

Power Cat
2026-02-22
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are you telling me a crow stole a knife from a group of crows

day 96 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

Far Side cartoon. On the plains are gathered several gazelles, including one who is quite round. Nearby, two predators plan their attack. One predator catches sight of the fat gazelle and calls Dibs.

Chonky boy is in danger

Marill Worth

little guy

if a full sized rowlf is rotating, it's already too late

Oh God oh no oh fuck!