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A cow in a business suit holds out a lump-with-handle cow tool above the caption: "If you're 20-30 & your main circle isn't discussing: -Lumps -Lumps (with handle) -Pronglers -Weird messed up saws Then it's time to find a new circle. Your network is your Network Worth!"

it's all about mindset 🧠💰

You think a smurf ever tried to make a house outta the wrong mushroom and went insane?

really funny comic but also i wanna play the game so bad

Someone should let me come over and play dis….

Just imagine if they get tools? I'm sure @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social must be aware of this danger

Cartoon of 3 cows perched on a tractor, causing a fair amount of traffic chaos and being chased by a police car. Subtitle underneath reads "Cow joyrides".

For @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social, in case it hasn't been seen. Found Far-side 3 for sale and hoped for cow related content, not disappointed.

Trinity from the matrix (now with cow horns, hold up a lump-with-handle cow tool as if aiming it like a pistol

prongle this.

Far Side cartoon with several grazing cows. Each cow is impossibly thin, like the width of sturdy cardboard. The caption explains: Where "minute" steaks come from.

ahhhhh I found it!

Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson. two farms sit across a road from one another. at one, a farmer tends to 4 chickens with super long legs that stand taller than a barn. at the other barn, a farmer let's a cow out that is so long that it's front end is a good 15 feet out of the barn and the back end can't even be seen yet because it's still inside somewhere. a couple standing at the fence of the chicken farm point across the road at the cow and oo and ah. caption reads, "For a long time, Farmer Hansen and his tall chickens enjoyed immense popularity - until Farmer Sutton got himself a longcow."

you talkin' long cows?

Meat Core

you get one credit to start and one more every hour, but can earn extra credits answering other's requests. the credit economy may need a little tweaking because it's SO fun to answer prompts. it's fun to create! who knew? ai dorks take notice

It’s a small thing but in watching the new Netflix dinosaur series, a real delight — and a perfect way to immortalize Gary Larson’s brilliant comic neologism from _The Far Side_ now turned full technical term — lies in hearing Morgan Freeman sonorously declare the word “thagomizer.”

omg

excellent fella

cowmrade tools

I submitted "draw a new kind of musical instrument" the other person drew a tube with three holes along its lengths and a wide bell at the end with a cat coming out of it. amidst musical notes are the words, "blow, MEOW"

incredible

nope I still haven't managed to get assigned a draw prompt haha

this you?

screenshot where a user has requested "draw a gnome surfing" and someone else has replied with a hastily doodled little stick guy wearing a red pointy hat catching some waves on a surf board

youraislopbores.me is a fun little idea where you put in a "prompt" and another user "steals ai's job" and draws or writes an answer. but i want to draw some stuff and there aren't enough requests rn so check it out and i might be your pretend AI

An oblong, irregular lump with an offset handle, against a tan background. Cursive script below it reads, "Ceci n'est pas une outil de vache."

day 151 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

you asked for an image: draw cow tools please, ai fren "ai" responded with a quick but perfect rendition of Gary Larson's famous Cow Tools comic, complete with barn and pitchforkamajig in hoof.

there it is. perfection. incredible work, distributed internet-people intelligences.

we've achieved cow tools.

cc @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

really really good

A panel drawn in the style of The Far Side: a bear looks down at a caveman wearing a bear pelt who says "Well, one of us is gonna have to change."

With apologies to Mr Larson
#art #fanart #thefarside

As I suspected, I can't reproduce the Eugene panel by inverting the Cow Tools colors😿. But they do have similar compositions, so I mashed them up with the Barbara Streisand movie poster. I've never even seen this movie... #digitalart #comic #photoedit #musicals #garylarson #cowtools #collage

cow sounds, by cowsounds 13 track album

#3: cow sounds by cowsounds

I love @cowsounds.bsky.social's music!!! it's so squelchy and tactile and emotionally ambiguous yet piquant

this album is now on VINYL with a limited run of 25 COPIES!!! come join me in this extremely exclusive club 🐮 cowsounds.bandcamp.com/album/cow-so...

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.

look what they've done to my boy

On a clear day, Eugene rose and looked around him and, regrettably, saw who he was.

On a clear day, Eugene rose and looked around him and, regrettably, saw who he was.