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What nefarious things are the cows using their tools for, and can you receive the sin of a cow if you receive a hemoglobin product derived from a cow?

cows CAN sin but have never chosen to

i don't like the way you are looking at me

Men Are Animals mug showing a leering bull with stubble, a nose ring, and a red tank top under blue text reading "In the moood to be nude".

in the moood to be nude 🐂

A yellow cow with a "fell for it again" as a face". The sun has a smug face. The two cups become a MAGA cap and a Soyjack meme face expressing dismay. The saw & ... stick... have eyeballs and a dismayed mouth. It is labeled "Cow Tools" following the classic Cow Tools cartoon of Gary Larson.

I don't think Fell for it Again Awards is active on here, but their best work:

David Lynch in a tuxedo holding out a lump-with-handle cow tools very close to the camera

aye big dog
fix your heart (or die)

YouTube video by Steve Parker FUNERAL FOR A TREE

"When a 65-year-old tree in Parker’s front yard died of oak wilt, he cut the trunk into “wood cookies” + transformed them into playable records, each encoded with migratory birdsong... The project emerged from Parker’s recognition that his grief for the tree echoed the loss of his father to cancer"

I shamelessly mashed together 3 bluesky memes. @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social @googleballs.com #googleballs #heathcliff #comic #photoedit #collage #cowtools

Power Cat is looking at a carton of milk labeled bastard milk with the tag line milk from cow. There's a drawing of a pig with cow spots on the front of the carton as well. On the other side of the carton is a portrait of damn cat and text that says missing. The caption of the comic says clock, box, TV, soda, staples, phone, pen, pants, shirt, clock, drawing, cars, kung pao chicken, deodorant, onion.

Power Cat
2026-02-22
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Hey y’all money is pretty Bad™ for me right now until April. I have commissions open for $100 per drawing. You can also buy Power Cat original inks for $50 each (some are already sold)

If you’d like to just help out

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are you telling me a crow stole a knife from a group of crows

day 96 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

Far Side cartoon. On the plains are gathered several gazelles, including one who is quite round. Nearby, two predators plan their attack. One predator catches sight of the fat gazelle and calls Dibs.

Chonky boy is in danger

Marill Worth

little guy

if a full sized rowlf is rotating, it's already too late

Oh God oh no oh fuck!

a picture of a crow holding a steak knife next to a picture of a koala dragging a machete

knife-crow HUMILIATED after being thats-not-a-knifemogged by dundeemaxxing mega-chad machete-koala

this is actually a threat display. if a mini rowlf rotates at you, you need to BACK OFF immediately

I've always seen half of Australia as a dog's head but only today did I realise WHICH dog and what the other half resembled. You might say it was a "Woah" moment

#australiaisanelaboratehoax #tintin

important work, thank you

Leftover rhymes include "fork (two-tined)" and "dork, d'you mind?", if anyone requires them. ---- Description: A Far Side cartoon depicting 4 people in surgical scrubs surrounding a patient from whom one surgeon is removing what appears to be a live porcupine. The caption reads "Well, I guess that explains the abdominal pains." Above the comic, two rhyming lines have been added, with another rhyming line added below, so that all the text adds up to the following limerick: In acute pain was Benjamin Horkubind. A treatment, he went to New York to find. "Well, I guess that explains the abdominal pains," Said the surgeon, as Ben was de-porcupined.

Yesterday my crack team of undergraduate limerickologists and I discovered the remains of a lost limerick within a Far Side cartoon, so we've reconstructed the full poem. Peer review is hereby invited, as we plan to formally publish our findings on a prestigious bathroom stall door later this year.

and a loonnngggg jacket

to be fair i would also be confused because i never heard the phrase "needs must" but I've heard a lot about some ass

He said NEEDS MUST, BOBBY.

CROW TOOLS!?!? @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

Three figures stand against a bright green brick wall. A cow wearing a jacket and tie, Emma Watson leaning her head on the cows shoulder, and a person with an entire small barn for a head. Title, in lower-case typewriter font, reads "the perks of being a cowtooler" Actor credits across the top of the poster read "Cow Tools Cow, Emma Watson, and A Barn"

day 272

yessss haha. @daunithology.bsky.social sent me this the other day so it must be true