Allison

One of the randomest cute things about owning a pet is when you go to put your shoe on (that you only took off a little bit ago) and there is a ball inside.

I have never understood it. Any time in the last five years I look at their fares they are always the most expensive option but everyone at work is like “I only fly Southwest”

I helped a gardener with a question in the TikTok comments and then checked her page and it is videos praising Elon and the current admin and bashing Obama (what year is it?) and now I don’t want to help her anymore.

I can imagine that would be true

But a baby!!!!!

!!!!!!

Tell me why, in my busiest work season of the year, on Saturday night, I decided to open my work email right before rolling over to sleep? Now my brain is just thinking of those tasks that popped up because OTHERS are apparently working on the weekend.

Ohhhh that’s why mine is so low energy right now.

Loves* not past tense

My cat loved to play chase too! Mostly in the evening when she gets her zoomies.

That’s just an awful theological take. God gave us perfect immune systems at creation, but then sin entered the world and things aren’t perfect anymore. Thus: sickness. Then God gave us smart people who studied the sickness. Thus: vaccines.

I don’t really remember them sitting down and shutting up tho

Wow my Friday night was a real slay. Slayer. Tax slayer. Tax slayer dot com I did my taxes.

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: No villains

I would caveat though, if they ASK for it then it’s good. There are times I need something and can’t really afford it and I will ask for it as a gift.

Ah yes, another productive Sunday with ADHD. Finally deciding to go to bed after midnight only to realize
1) you left your clean laundry on your bed
2) you half finished cleaning the tub drain and it looks utterly disgusting
3) there is wet laundry in the washer.

Sounds like a tomorrow problem.

I found a ‘dead’ person collecting Social Security in Seattle “Dead” Ned Johnson turns out to be very much alive. It took him weeks to convince the system he was breathing and to start clawing his benefits back.

The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money.

He was not dead.

Saw my neighbor the other day and he said “you’ve been busy!” (Building raised beds etc)

Run away with us for the summer let’s go up staaaaate

I cannot begin to tell you how much I am overdoing it this year. There are multiple spreadsheets. I have like negative 2 sq ft to use. What am I doing.

Been considering a career transition to interior design and if the fact that I just stayed up until 2:30am designing a room for a friend is any indication, I may be on to something with that idea…

Sowed seeds: sugar snap peas, mizuna, spinach, arugula, radish

Transplanted started plants out: ranunculus and kale

Very few in family are on my MPD team too

Honestly, my MPD is baaaaaaad and facing down imminent danger financially.

a woman in a dress is standing in a garden with the words britbox keeping up appearances on the bottom ALT: a woman in a dress is standing in a garden with the words britbox keeping up appearances on the bottom

Tonight’s the night. I am planting some things out into the gardennnnnnnn 🌱

Look on the bright side, at least you don’t live on MPD anymore and have to worry about your family’s opinions effecting that too! 😉🫠

I remember literally nothing about it but this picture though so it’s still buried somewhat

a man speaking into a microphone with the words " it 's a bit scary " behind him ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the words " it 's a bit scary " behind him

Saw a tiktok where a finance guy was giving advice abt preparing for recession. He said to stop giving to charities and church... which is foreboding for me, a person whose salary is paid by people doing that and who already doesn't have enough donations coming in as it is.

Freakazoid was buried deep in my subconscious until this moment.

Serving size schmerving size, I've been eating this stuff by the fistful.

I should not be trusted with free access to a family size box of cereal.