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Alexandre, the eldest illegitimate child of the Prince of Monaco is only a few months older than me . When I’m hot, rich, and mentally stable, I WILL bag this fruitcake .

Need a y2k Filipino gangster boyfriend real bad (he needs a college degree tho 🫰🏼)

Since I had this idea I’ve:

- Shaved my head
- Tried to kill myself
- Failed a class
- Registered to vote

I’m gonna ask you for their number real soon

5 likes and i’ll start day drinking

Where do you wanna go

You will have salmonella poisoning symptoms on 18 Nov at 11:37am Florida time

How do I mass block the American libs on here ? I just need the Marxist-Leninists, the baddies, and half naked Brazilian men

Omg I’m being so rude on here lemme tone this shit down

Like where are the Brazilians and Black communists

Hearing you yap across 2 different apps would fix me

This app is so fucking ugly omg

May God strike you down

Right only uppity white liberals on the Discover page and no Brazilian men with their pubes peaking out from their underwear

Hoe Bothering Innocent Children

I called @angxlsweets.bsky.social that about 37 times so yeah

Neeeeed to kiss you and cook you your favorite meal

MY WITTLE ANGEL MY LOVE MY SUGAR PLUM HONEYDEW GEORGE SANTOS OF FLORIDA BUMPKIN MUNCHKIN LOVE OF MY LIFE GLORY OF THE GODS LIGHT OF MY EYE 💛

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… But why does it seem like a graveyard ?

This app is lowkey unusable until more key oomfs migrate here . Also need a gc function baaaad

Oomf … you’re a whore .