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anyway happy birthday to two people who i love very lesbianly (and a duo i just made up)

is the really young canadian hockey player boy good or is he evil too? yknow the cute one they keep being like “he’s a baby while the shane hollander one is ancient”? (bc the cute young ones scare me actually and i know now they’re mostly maga for the US so it’s justified)

this was me with their iced lemon pound cake lowkey except dunkin has (had?) one that wasn’t as good but now i’m 2,000 miles from the closest dunkin so i just suffer and hope somebody steps up with an alternative soon

i see i see 🙂‍↕️

would the hockey boys have kissed if canada won or

does anyone other than me care about natasha cloud and connor storrie having the same birthday

not to brag but i’m so relieved that my relationship with sports (other than baseball) has been all on my own terms to the extent that my response when this happens is genuine confusion like actually why would a man be there???

RIGHT there’s something different in the air this season i feel like even though i can get a bit lost in the lore exposition sometimes, it’s captured my attention somehow by the stakes being higher and like the style is much… scarier? (and it’s also even gayer 🩷)

went to put on the unrivaled game and saw that there was a uconn game finishing up first and i normally only watch my college (oregon) but ik uconn is #1 so was happy to catch the end of it… imagine my surprise when i turn it on and not only is it not azzi fudd’s team, but there are MEN on the court

firstly YAY ALYSA HOLY SHIT I’M ECSTATIC and secondly as a bonus they should quickly add a medal for fifth place 🙂‍↕️

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

LMAOOOO DID MY GOAT JUST GET AWAY WITH AN F BOMB ON NBC

HILARY MOTHERFUCKING KNIGHT!!!

WHO ELSE??? WHO ELSE??

All time USA goal scorer in the Olympics!!

now everyone tune in to the PWHL back february 26th free on youtube most places !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁

listen i hate this country and that fuckass flag makes me nauseous always have always will BUT THESE WOMEN AS INDIVIDUALS AND A TEAM ARE FUCKING OUTSTANDING AND DESERVED THIS SO SO MUCH it’s about fucking time lowkey and i’m actually tearing up for them

IM SHAKICNX

not only am i technically working on the clock but i’m also watching the top figure skaters final skate at the same exact time as hockey gold medal overtime starts?? i am unfairly stressed for somebody who is not an athlete performing rn lmao

i’d be mad that it was yet another almost-edwards goal turned into a barely-tip by somebody else except it was at least knight this time so :))))

HELL FUCKING YES

i’m starting to get scared for the usa women 😭

me too i think :’)

canada ily and you’re my second choice but like 😭😭😭 not the shutout streak 💔💔💔

i was going with gay aura but that too

thank u! me too i think

thank u!!

picture of eddie diaz is 5.1mb, sunrise on the reaping epub file is 4.8mb

trying to unfuck my storage and found out that this picture of eddie is so astronomical that it’s bigger than an entire novel 😭

THANKS!!!

thank you! 🙏

thanks :’)

thank you!!!!!!!!