May 13 🤍🖤

I humbly
Beseech you, sir, to spare me, till I may
Be by my friends in Spain advis’d, whose counsel
I will implore.

I drew Snoopy from memory… again! This is my third year in a row drawing this guy. I think I’m going to make it an annual tradition.

John Fetterman is hot garbage. Fucking piece of shit.

Had a dream with them, so a drawing was needed

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69 days til Good Omens 3?!
Nice 😌

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They are the hottest dweebs ever 😍

I could watch this on a loop all day.

Every once in awhile I wonder if people don't see the romance in GO S1 and Book Omens because they expect new relationship energy but these two have been acting married for thousands of years (yes, even though they may not have kissed). It's the comfortable energy of being with someone you trust.

leaving the rest to your imagination

#goodomens

Good morning! Yes, this is he

People who read fics and then leave comments on every chapter as they read are the MVPs. I don’t know how you do it but I love you, never stop ❤️

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He absolutely would.
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Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."

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Trump: The Republican Primary Race for the United States Senate in the Great State of Texas, a State I LOVE and won 3 times in Record Numbers (the HIGHEST vote ever recorded, by far!!!), cannot, for the good of the Party, and our Country, itself, be allowed to go on any longer. IT MUST STOP NOW! We have an easy to beat, Radical Left Opponent, and we have to TOTALLY FOCUS on putting him away, quickly and decisively! Both John and Ken ran great races, but not good enough. Now, this one, must be PERFECT! My Endorsements within the Republican Party have been virtually insurmountable! It is such an honor to realize and say that almost everyone I Endorse WINS, and wins by a lot, especially in Texas! I will be making my Endorsement soon, and will be asking the candidate that I don't Endorse to immediately DROP OUT OF THE RACE! Is that fair? We must win in November!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP 7 ReTruths 13 Likes 3/4/26, 10:14 AM

Trump says the Republican primary in Texas for Senate “cannot, for the good of the Party, and our Country, itself, be allowed to go on any longer.”

“I will be making my Endorsement soon, and will be asking the candidate that I don't Endorse to immediately DROP OUT OF THE RACE! Is that fair?”

Clearest "I am not panicking about November" messaging I've ever seen

It really seems like anyone whose response is not “I dunno they both seem fine” in Texas is an absolute weirdo. Stop being weird about Black ladies and normal religious folks you absolute weirdos.

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

NEW: Rep. Brendan Boyle (D-PA) introduces formal legislation to direct the Secretary of the Interior to restore interpretive and educational exhibits at Independence National Historical Park in Philadelphia

Trump Admin removed slavery exhibits in Philly in January

🎶 All by myself...don't wanna be all by myseeeeeelllf so bid on me🎶

It's narrow pickings because of my brand of neurodivergence, but my stuff is adorable. Just like me. 🥹

Fluff ✅
Smut✅
Comfort ✅
Laughter ✅

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This is my favorite moment, so excited for the reveal he can barely restrain himself.

A very good omen indeed 😇🪽🗝️✨

I just think they’re neat

RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

well Boston has never taken a stand over government regulation of caffeinated beverages before, so I imagine this will go down easy

Jasmine Crockett is a class act. 💙

David Tennant with a goofy smile wearing a Michael Sheen shirt

Mjchael Sheen as the Stage Manager with a finger pointing up

Good Morning to everyone I guess?!?!
(Good Night to me actually)

"I'm sorry, you misunderstood me. When I said I was 'the candidate of peace,' I meant peace through war.

I hope that clears things up."