Everett Parrott

The sickos have missed the Meat Man

Good goddamn, those were some fucking graps. 🤼 #AEW

I hate the fuckass camo strap, but white and gold is a perfect look for the TNT Championship. 🤼#AEW

The last time I saw Bobby Fish he was making his Impact debut. Now he looks like he cut his teeth wrestling Ole Anderson in a Macon, Georgia auditorium. 🤼

I really hope that with this new tv deal, TNA are motivated to tighten up and put on a product worth watching. Because every time I give them a chance they disappoint me.

Guys he’s not hinting at anything, he just wanted to post a picture of his boyfriend being cute and goofy #AEW

It used to be that when someone was let go by the fed, their next best option was TNA. But to skip right past TNA and go all the way down to MLW?

I have two hopes for this match. One, that it main events. Two, that AEW continue to take the words “Death Match” seriously. If it’s not gonna be a fucked up blood bath, call it a street fight or a No DQ.

So now the IWC says that the masked man from the Survivor Series finish is Buddy Matthews. Bc it HAS to be someone from #AEW for anything to be interesting over in the Fed. 🤼‍♀️

Wait does he really? That’s fucking hilarious.

Claudio winning a CMLL belt is amping up the “AEW has too many titles” conversation that some people are having. Which is funny because I’ll bet you anything that Claudio defends that title in AEW exactly once, and it will otherwise just be a prop for the Death Riders.

Fuck you, Tony. Putting this card together just 90 minutes away from me when I’m broke as a joke. 🤼

The fact that Rashee Rice is playing football on Thanksgiving, instead of sitting in a jail cell, is fucking ridiculous

“DON CALLIS HAS SLUTTY ANKLES” #AEWDynamite 🤼

I’m even more confused about how the Unified Title works. Is this just like when Lesnar didn’t want to carry two belts, so we got the Unified belt to represent the fact that Okada has both?

Can we actually have the whole Don Callis Family in the C2?

Holy shit I was so worried for Kris.

KYLE O-FUCKING-REILLY!!

We’re really doing a Seth Rollins chant because Mox did a curb stomp? A move he’s used since 2019.

50 years ago, Mark David would’ve been the guy you build a territory around.

So like, the thing that’s attractive about the NWA’s belts is their history and lineage. Not their appearance.

Brodido 😢

Toni and Mina looking like Spy vs Spy. Not DC ladies.

I will always enjoy seeing Darby Allin lose.

I want to learn Spanish just so I can sing Me Muero

Starting halfway through the CMLL Trios match is still a really hot way to start a ppv

Finally settling to watch #AEWFullGear 🤼

I don’t know about steal the show, but I’m excited for the Casino Gauntlet Match. They’re always a ton of fun.

And lastly, AEW’s newest signing that is just dripping with aura. A guy with the It factor. A guy people want to see way more of. Let’s give the final spot to Ace Austin.

Josh Alexander was the reason a lot of people tuned into Impact for a long time, and he’s bound to be a singles champion in AEW sooner or later. Let’s put a spotlight on him.