Everett Parrott

Holy shit MyAEW is a very cool piece of news. If I can get it to work on my Roku tv, there’s pretty much no reason for me to keep HBO Max.

That logo looks like butt, though.

Weird move for a company going out of business

Absolutely. And I’m not opposed to a group feud, just leave the BC stuff out of it.

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

I’m begging Tanahashi to just let AEW use the name “War Dogs.” And Tony, please resist the urge to do a feud with the Bang Bang Gang over who’s the true successor of a stable that died with a whimper.

I will gladly accept a FinJuice feud, though.

That’s totally fair. Last time I watched anything fed related was right before they rebranded to NXT 2.0, so I have no idea what the quality gap between NXT and the main roster is these days.

I hate the fed as much as anyone, but covering the biggest wrestling promotion (and I’m being very generous calling them wrestling) is how Fightful pays its employees.

Holy shit what an evil man.

God I hope the AI bubble pops soon so I can build a pc for less than a grand

I’m gonna type a sentence that’s never been uttered in the English language.

I’m jealous of the people in Tucson, Arizona. #AEWCollision

Anyone who does a “what” chant should be taken out behind the arena. 🤼

Oh my god Thekla is so good. 🤼

I better see a bunch of losers complaining about no-selling

Well my Victoire jersey got here today, but they don’t play this week. Guess I’ll just have to wear it everywhere I go 🤷‍♂️ #PWHL

Good eye, thank you.

That’s not very respectful or understanding of you, Pam. No wonder you can’t get elected, you don’t even follow your own political philosophy.

Someone tell me if this is real or not.

Because if it is, Cody must think so little of his wife as to dress as a famous racist and domestic abuser.

*Werner Herzog voice*: the actors know it is fake, the audience knows it it is fake. And yet together, under their mass delusion, it becomes the only real moment of their lives. 🤼‍♂️

Would you believe this movie was how my dad introduced me to Sly? Not Rocky or Rambo, but instead one of the cheesiest (complimentary) action movies of all time.

Including MJF, the past four champions have all been repeats. I miss the excitement of a new world champion at the end of a banger PPV, and wondering what the next Dynamite is gonna look like.

The goal is still Brody King as world champion.

I wish AEW would just treat the trios belts like mid-card tag belts. Give The Demand a reign, the Conglomeration should’ve already had a reign. Be WAY LESS precious with those titles’ lineage. Just make them the PWG Party Match belts.

Actors don’t want to work with shitty directors. Writers don’t want to publish in shitty journals. And wrestlers probably don’t want to work for shitty bookers.

Artists don’t want to make bad art, and will probably go work somewhere else if they get the chance.

Swerve is gonna kill Gravity, isn’t he?

Listen, the amount of tension she’s had with both Renee and Mox? That’s a polycule waiting to happen

Wow, they couldn’t even come with anything as bad as what we call them: fascist bootlickers

This is my local indie! I’ve been meaning to get to an NWF show

Wrestlers and anime characters you think would get along 🤼

None of us know what any of these contracts look like. So who knows what’s going to happen and when.

Besides, all of these giant media conglomerates are run by evil bastards. David Zaslav is a big Trump fan too, and he decided AEW made more money than it cost.

I just dropped $150 on a Montreal Victoire jersey, simply because they’re frequently out of stock and I didn’t know when my next chance to get one would be.