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Everett Parrott

@everettparrott.bsky.social

English Major, aspiring author, wrestling obsessed. Mostly talks about AEW, NJPW, Marvel, DC, sometimes writing. Radical leftist. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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Iโ€™m getting a ton of followers from a general ANTIFA starter pack, which is great, love you guys.

But I just want you all to know that when Iโ€™m not overwhelmingly furious about the state of the world, I am posting about how I want certain professional wrestlers to kiss. ๐Ÿคผ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

08.10.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I havenโ€™t seen any fascist propaganda on the HBO stream tonight, but that doesnโ€™t change anything.

Iโ€™d like to personally invite Donald Trump, Stephen Miller, and every single ICE agent to form an orderly line, and take turns choking on my fucking nuts.

08.10.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He canโ€™t afford those

08.10.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey ref, you wanna do something about Jack bringing a big ass knife to his match? #AEW

08.10.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
HBO Max | Feedback

Are you seeing ICE recruitment commercials during #AEWDynamite or Collision?

In AEW, we say ABOLISH ICE, ABOLISH FASCISM.

Tell the networks to SAY NO TO ICE during AEW!

HBO: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

TBS: tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

TNT: tntdrama.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

08.10.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 372    ๐Ÿ” 204    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Joe looks so good in a suit. More wrestlers should wear them on special occasions (like when a championship is involved) #AEW

08.10.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know what Iโ€™m putting on my Christmas list

07.10.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess Iโ€™m getting me a Joe Flacco Bengals jersey

07.10.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Start biting.
Hunch over like Gollum.
Shotgun an energy drink.

07.10.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s been a while since Iโ€™ve seen his work (I think I dropped out of NXT shortly after Legado del Fantasma formed), but I remember him being really solid

07.10.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like a presidential campaign, or just start sprinting at Donald Trump? Either way he has my support

07.10.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Jacksonville Jaguars just scored on a 99 yard pick six, and AEW is back in Dailyโ€™s Place this week.

Tony Khan is about to earn that โ€œSnowmanโ€ nickname.

07.10.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also couldnโ€™t live in a country that serves beer at room temperature. That and the bigoted politicians are the two most important things.

07.10.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d try to immigrate, but the only other major publishing market that I could work in is the UK. And you guys seem like you have a lot going on, too.

06.10.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate it here

06.10.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was fishing for sickos and I managed to catch a Trekkie, too? Damn Iโ€™m good.

06.10.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listen. If you didn't want to be seen as the Twitter escape pod, you shouldn't have deliberately fostered a community of people so united by their contempt for arbitrary authority and love of absolute free speech that they were willing to abandon a platform they'd been using for 15 years

06.10.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4378    ๐Ÿ” 870    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

@psychopete.bsky.social Both Budget & UHAUL trucks were used in the Chicago apartment raid...both to get agents there & take handcuffed children away. Let 'em know what u think:
Budget
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UHAUL
18007893638

05.10.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 516    ๐Ÿ” 328    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Hell yeah

05.10.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I totally understand. I can always remove you from the list if youโ€™d prefer.

05.10.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does Jake Browning have a humiliation kink? #Bengals

05.10.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘

05.10.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point Iโ€™m just rooting for the lions to win by an embarrassingly high margin. Maybe then Zacโ€™ll get fired.

05.10.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I actually thought I already added you. Mistake corrected!

05.10.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸซกโœŠ

05.10.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My message to Kristi Noem is clear: Get out of Chicago.

05.10.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28272    ๐Ÿ” 7639    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1146    ๐Ÿ“Œ 380

I was a very loyal Jeopardy viewer for a long time. Itโ€™s the only thing I miss about cable.

05.10.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By and large people seem really happy that I put this together, so thatโ€™s affirming.

There was one person I put on here initially that was DEEPLY offended that I thought they liked AEW.

05.10.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™m bout to blow up HBO headquarters if i keep getting ICE ads while im watching AEW.

05.10.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck, your username is really good

05.10.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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