Achilles

This legit made me laugh out loud

Partially because I don't know the team logos and partially because I associate Mina with football and figured it was a college game or something.

I totally scrolled by that and didn't realize that was a baseball game score.

Anyways, sucks for the Coast Guard and FEMA employees caught in the crossfire.

what if you shut down the government (a little bit) but no one outside DC notices is honestly a wild hypo to watch slowly play out

I may have watched too much Elden Ring gameplay because I saw this and immediately thought Caelid and scarlet rot.

evergreen

That is exactly what I would expect Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time to look like in Swedish.

Being told there are way more lgbtqia+ wrestling fans on blue sky???

Screenshot from Slay the Spire 2 event Room Full of Cheese! This room is full of cheese!!! You look around to see if there are any traps and above you is....more cheese. The candles in this room appear to be made of cheese. The furniture is also cheese. Suddenly, the door behind you slams shut. It is made of cheese. Two options presented are Gorge - Choose 2 or 8 random Common cards to add to your deck or Search - Lose 14 HP. Obstain the Chosen Cheese. With picture of room made of cheese.

Game of the Year

Relax+, a 3 cost skill with text Gain 17 block. Next turn, draw 3 cards and gain three mana. Exhaust.

This is a really, really good card.

It's time for a Claw run with Defect, I'm sure nothing horrible will happen

Slay the Spire 2 is a really good game.

The whole "The Dems would be a center-right party in Europe!" line is so old and moldy that having it in your apartment would open you to eviction. This was true in like 1998, maybe, but the past 28 years have seen America move significantly to the left while Europe stagnated.

Its clear that Trump enjoys very much the theater and spectacle of the use of military force, as if it is a Broadway show going on tour

There's just something so unaccountably absurd and surreal to see the President in real time improvising and asking around about who to bomb next

Branch manager branching out

Can we normalize Sega Dreamcasts?

🎴 Round 2 — Reveal!

@nickchk.com: Chancellor of the Forge, Force of Will, Snapback
@yonszenshpensz.bsky.social: Black Lotus, Gideon of the Trials, Pact of Negation
@rivertam.bsky.social: Pact of Negation, Thassa's Oracle, Black Lotus
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But who gets Fuck Force 1?

this is in considerable tension with how much I neeeeeeeed her to be on camera when she finds out, tbf

nobody tell Noem let's see how long we can keep this going

Sorry boss, I can't work, I'm watching Kristi Noem do a press conference and she doesn't know she's been shitcanned

a cartoon man wearing a red hat and bow tie Alt: Sealab 2021ms Captain Murphy wearing a white tux with a black bow tie and a giant novelty cowboy hat

To paraphrase Sealab's Captain Murphy: Firing Kristi Noem won't fill the emptiness inside me...but it'll help.

First full run of Slay the Spire 2 done. Ironclad's new cards are a lot of fun but Whirlwind (X mana for X attack damage) is what won the run for me.

He wiggle.

The animation looks great and I really like that backgrounds so far too.

There is a lot to hate about this admin but this creep might be the worst outside of maybe RFK

This chucklefuck thinks he's secure in his place and I cannot wait until he finds out that is not the case.

...fill your cars all the way up, loke, asap

I don't think I've listened to In Rainbows, I heard part of Hail to the Thief and that's been it for Radiohead. OK Computer had some good moments. Most of my Radiohead dislike is because of Kid A, I really disliked that album and it's made worse because it was an album I spent money on as a kid.