A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Mambo No. 5!
Good morning.
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Movie poster of the day: Léon: The Professional (by Nimit Malavia www.instagram.com/nimitmalavia/)
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Heading into the weekend.
10.01.2025 16:15 — 👍 17295 🔁 811 💬 379 📌 72I just heard someone refer to Elon Musk as “Phony Stark” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂
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Can you even call yourself a proper parent if you don’t spend the entire time when your family are opening presents on Christmas Day hovering around them on high alert with a bin bag to instantly gather up the discarded wrapping paper.
25.12.2024 09:48 — 👍 159 🔁 8 💬 9 📌 1Post a scene from a movie that you've seen more than ten times.
25.12.2024 20:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also same
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Good morning!
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Twas a merry crimble 🎄🎅
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A picture of a tin of tuna, on which are written the words “DRAINED AND READY TO EAT”.
Me too, tin of tuna, me too.
22.12.2024 15:15 — 👍 87 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 0Day 1 of my #AdventCalendar
01.12.2024 09:00 — 👍 603 🔁 136 💬 50 📌 71I almost thought it was Saturday till I saw this! Long weekend problems 😩
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Funny comic strip. A person says “the moon looks huge tonight”. The moon replies “so do you, b#tch”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
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“Siri, what's the weather forecast?"
"And when it rains
You're shining down for me
And I just can't get enough
And I just can’t get enough"
Oh bloody hell, I’ve accidentally put my phone in Depeche Mode.
Beyond tired. ZZZzzz
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Does anyone else stay up late, refusing to sleep because it is the only time that feels truly yours?
05.12.2024 10:29 — 👍 357 🔁 56 💬 37 📌 31I'll die for Milton 🥹
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Copyright @wendyenthomas - cross stitch saying “This too shall pass but like holy fuck”
Mood.
Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social
Greenhouse sunset 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
05.12.2024 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like undercover.... subtle
05.12.2024 14:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think it's a humble flirt.
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Business in the front....partay in the soul.
05.12.2024 13:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I could sleep for 10 hours a night for a whole week and I’d still be tired.
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Massive away win for the little fella.
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It’s December so here is a reminder on how to avoid sexual assault.
02.12.2024 06:55 — 👍 2 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 02 months without cigarettes!! 💪💪💪
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