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You Are Here, between the Dumbest Shit You've Ever Seen and the Most Evil Shit You've Ever Seen

Look if you’re not gonna break the speed limit get out of the way so I can

Lol wish that was true

And btw, Oklahoma gets most of their water from Colorado, so you’re welcome.

Can I ask why everyone still, in 2026, cares about gas prices as a consequence of bad policy?

We should be so far into the renewable energy transition that gas prices just shouldn’t really matter anymore.

The fact that her son was a crayon eating retard who drove his tank off a bridge lets me know that his death was no loss, as studies have shown that children inherit their intelligence from their mother and his mother appears to be a stone cold retard.

Yeah, they should hang their heads.

I get players are out but come the fuck on #Nuggets.

Couldn’t agree more.

Why does SGA get away with offensive fouls but not others?

Jamal Murray stopped playing like an all-star immediately after being an all-star.

#Nuggets

I won’t tell anyone I’ve won the lottery, but there will be signs.

Oklahoma, famously a state of dumb as shit slack jaw billies.

OUR KING 👑

Do you think he was speaking English or Serbian?

Belt to ass and overtime do not exist in the same universe, nice try though.

Write him out of your will immediately.

Oh cool your cheating dirty floppers beat a hospital Nuggets squad, congrats.

And at the end of the day you still live in (checks notes) …

*FUCKING OKLAHOMA* 😂

Anthropic is like "please don't use our products to make autonomous killing machines" and the US government is like "YOU BETTER LET US MAKE AUTONOMOUS KILLING MACHINES OR YOU'LL BE SORRY!!"

Again: Do not create products without knowing how the worst people on the planet will use it.

U.S. military spending is set to hit a record $1.5 trillion.

Roughly half of defense spending goes to private contractors that routinely price-gouge the government.

Meanwhile, the Pentagon has failed EIGHT straight audits.

The military industrial complex is cheering today.

TW: Israeli-US strike on Iranian school kills over 50, including students Source: Al Jazeera | 26 February 2026 | Picture: AP

So when the next 9/11 happens, everyone please try to act surprised and indignant, like there was no possible way anyone could have ever predicted that it would happen.

Extra bonus points for anyone who screams out loud "Why would they do this to us!?!?" 😔

Yea maybe so, but it's unethical and terrible to watch. SGA has made a career out of it. It's a loser mentality.

Of course your flop daddy wouldn't do anything like this.

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You, watching ball.

Yes they were!

This your MVP?

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Imagine living in…Oklahoma! Hahahahahah fuck no. Never.

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I mean, they’re all liars. What did you expect