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jeffrey toobin sure is the authority on absorbing criticism

“That is true,” said Frog.

Pianomen Square

dyatlov

3.6 pröblems/hour

rip tuzzio’s

@notalawyer.bsky.social shrek has blood on his crystalline, perfect ogre hands

typing “just a reminder that a gangbang is not a gang rape” into my phone, extremely confident about having the correct political media messaging strategy hammered out

spiking Judas’ cortisol

jackin’. listen to reason. please

Jelly Roll!!!!!!!??????

oh my god i have just realized this is the reason GTA: Vice City’s taxi depot is called Kaufman Cabs

he wasn’t a comedian. he was a taxi mechanic

them chickens jackin my style

muted “epstein” in text and tags

i truly can’t do it any longer sorry

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PlowNYC This website allows you to track the progress of DSNY snow removal vehicles and confirm the snow designation of a City street (i.e. Critical, Sector, Narrow or non-DSNY).

see you in a new york post article in 90m. plownyc.cityofnewyork.us/plownyc/

okay hear me out

the twelve full minutes you spent mad at your phone replying to me could've been spent reading the article

freelander? more like freeloader. gotta pay for the newspaper sorry man

Continuous Improvement / Compact Disc

@matt-levine.bsky.social “It is, from first principles, stupid.” is such a banger line

kara i’m sorry to hear the bearer of bad news but if you don’t know what the words “demand” or “solidarity” or “victim” or “reasonably” or “countries” means maybe you actually only speak four languages?

the post literally says “hoping for solidarity.” how is that a demand. what do you think a demand is

yeah

there’s the aforementioned sneering condescension

a small ron's fab's chest

no problem dan. happy to help 👍 here if you need anything else

Computers

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