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Harmony VonKreep

@battyvonkreep.bsky.social

π‘»π’‰π’“π’π’–π’ˆπ’‰ π‘ͺ𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 π‘»π’π’…π’‚π’š, π‘©π’“π’Šπ’π’ˆπ’” π‘―π’‚π’“π’Žπ’π’π’š π‘»π’π’Žπ’π’“π’“π’π’˜ *Married to the Wolfman, mother to Little Wolf. I love horror, books, ouija boards, and telling people to fuck off. I'm a pansexual woman who's 5'2 but acts like I'm 6'2.

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Latest posts by battyvonkreep.bsky.social on Bluesky

Holy shit.

How the hell has Little Wolf been able to watch The Long Walk twice plus read the book?

I'm struggling to get through it as a first watch.

01.11.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you see two of your favorite horror icons going to a "convention" put on by a local pedo...

I guess I'll keep my mouth shut?

01.11.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rabbit Rabbit πŸ‡

01.11.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Halloween πŸŽƒ

31.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how all day yesterday I made a plan to text my Nana bright and early today because its her birthday.

Guess who was a dumbass and continued to think it was the 29th today and almost forgot her Nana's birthday. EVEN after making an Oct 30th post on Instagram.

30.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not that anyone asked but yes, the final season of Stranger Things is going to destroy me.

30.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha thats a side quest.

30.10.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some mornings, Little Wolf and I have meaningful conversations while in the school drop off line.

Other mornings, they go into full detail about a fart they had.

It's called balance.

30.10.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit.

That last episode of Dragula Titans was a fucking doozy.

28.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what has shocked me the most about SNAP benefits news? I've seen more people and businesses willing to help those in need than I have churches.

I have not seen a single thing from any churches willing to help people.

27.10.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me dancing to the end credit song.

#Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

25.10.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well thank you guys.

Y'all proved to me that you're good people. This movie and the books mean a lot to me so it was fun seeing everyone's reactions.

#Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

25.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Little Wolf just cheered when Rust and Cole kissed.

That's so cute. πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

#Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

25.10.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh boy. Here we go.

#Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

25.10.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NOT THE CAT VIDEOS!

25.10.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay when reading the book, I pictured Frendo just like how Kevin Durand looks right now.

#Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

25.10.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Betrayed by the stick shift.

#Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

25.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yess.

25.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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25.10.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man. Imagine having @adamcesare.bsky.social as your English teacher??

Adding him to my list of cool English teachers.

#Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

25.10.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

When is it okay to finally admit that MadTV was so much better than SNL?

#Splatterween
#TheLastDriveIn

25.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It truly is so much fun!

25.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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25.10.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean there's clown college so I wouldn't be surprised if there was clown medical school.

25.10.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ probably by far my favorite reaction when I show people this movie.

25.10.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not my kid running to my room because they heard Gwar. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

#Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

25.10.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still need to watch that.

25.10.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Clown season!!

25.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The party scene in the book was what hooked me.

#Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

25.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People's reactions to the end of this movie will tell me if you're good people or not.

#Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

25.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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