Taylor (Not Swift)

I am so glad Tracy Morgan is Tina Fey’s muse.

The rise and fall of Reggie Dunkins is the spiritual successor to 30 rock and that is AMAZING.

Hiiii! Could the issue be that you picked 6 and not 5? Like what if you don’t skip one? *
*I wish I could offer to just come with though!

Honestly I want to fight this man, who keeps suggesting if you have questions about AI, you should just ask co-pilot.

Doing our firms “ai awareness training” and holy shit everyone’s brains are going to be SOUP.

A very fuzzy black rabbit. He has a divot on his back floof where he shed all of that fur. He looks silly.

The same black rabbit, but an overhead view of his molted out back. He looks like he’s wearing a skirt.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Bubbles’ spring 2026 molt.

We applied for mortgage pre approval and they pulled our credit and HOLY FUCK we’ve gotten 15 calls this morning from other brokers who got our info from Transunion. This is insane.

A white bunny with brown spots and cataracts eats a banana presented by her father.

Today is Penny’s gotcha day - meaning she is THIRTEEN YEARS OLD.
She was diagnosed with cancer in August 2024. She is everything. ❤️

He’s gonna have to pay double.

Give the man a knife.

Yes!

Watching Hellebyuck play goalie here is like watching a Phillies game where Wheeler is pitching but the rest of the team forgot how to hit.

Literally packing my bags. (But really - I think we’re heading your way again and we’re actually going to hang this time!)

Oh! I thought they kept him in America! He really seems to be thriving - doing nba and nfl so he can do the Olympics.

Wait did they get Tirico on a plane for this game?? Love that for him.

What have I learned this morning watching hockey? My body yearns for a Sunday morning f1 race.

Two chickens foraging in the yard. One is a giant white chicken. The other is less than half her size, black and has a white feathered headdress.

“Do you have chickens for the eggs?”
Nah my dude I have a meat bird and an ornamental bird. Combined they make the world’s oddest couple and zero eggs.

Not peacock with 2 minutes of ads per skater. Including one for Pennsylvania which made me scream I LIVE HERE!

Oh, Tay, just type it out. Okay but i cannot enter a SPACE. I feel insane??

Working on an irs form 1023. Asks for orgs website. Will not allow the use of a slash (/), a character specifically known for being used in web addresses. Please IRS, my crops are dying.

I was just using Merlin while sitting outside with the chickens and a Cooper’s hawk showed up so now Merlin has a recording of me calling a bird a stupid piece of shit.

*separating

To be clear, I deserve it. They should be together always.

Two orange cats lay together on a cat bed. One is resting his tail on the others head. They are both looking into the camera.

Duncan spent a lot of the day at the vet. Anyway, I’ve since been informed that separation Dunkie and wolfie is a crime, and I will be going to jail.

A screen shot of a chewy ad for a champagne bottle shaped cat scratcher.

Wine Taylor just added this to our next chewy autoship. 3 weeks from now we are in for some *whimsy*

… without them even noticing.

The only hope I have is that their brains will atrophy so much that the smart people can take back over.

Darnold throwing like he has the over on his own interceptions.

“Little” doing a lot of heavy lifting 😂

A man in a Kelly green hoodie stands in his living room holding a giant white chicken like she is the light of his life.

He wanted me to caption this: “some people are eating chicken wings, I am raising them as my own”