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“poly people do this” “monogamous people do that” many of y’all cannot envision a life outside of your romantic attachments

i dont care if you’re monogamous or poly i just think 99% of the population should not be in relationships at all

ppl will comment on ppl’s tiktoks like “how did you afford this” and op is a visibly middle to upper class white woman like how do you think

straight women will stay with their shitty booty boyfriend who’s asscrack hasn’t seen a washcloth since their mom was changing their diaper and then act like you’re crazy for saying they should have aspirations beyond a man putting them in financial slavery

and on the flip side of that im convinced liberals today would have said “idk violence just isn’t the answer guys” if they were in the 1800s watching slave revolts lmao

conservatives saying we should feel bad for that man but not the literal children who are getting shot every day 🫶🏼 “they killed him for having an opinion” so what are the crimes of the schoolchildren?

“man i could go for some ai generated sushi right now”

people are so fragile they can’t handle the one second it takes to press the no tip option on a screen and move on instead they have to get online and make 20 billion posts about “tipping culture” and how the employees (who didn’t set that system up) are the bane of human society

not everything feels like something else

i felt worthless. i felt ugly. i felt gay.

hell doesn’t exist? i was somehow the singular new person at a mixer specifically for new people in the org

when you’re talking shit about somebody and suddenly the other person “slips up” on their pronouns like kys + im actually defending the person i was talking shit on now best person ever btw

the way im literally normal. whoa ❤️

everyone dragging that girl with the insanely minimalist room but that looks so peaceful and simple like need that but goth

not saying she’s had it done but jenna ortega is the singular person who’s face fits the look achieved by buccal fat removal

i have to survive another winter…how can this be real 💔

im like i cannot say that people with one airpod in 24/7 are valid i cannot say that

if you give up “being alt” because you got bullied you weren’t alternative in the first place

“std rates are higher in the gay community” BC GAY PPL ACTUALLY GET TESTED SO THERES ACTUALLY SOMETHING TO REPORT BRO

calling me pansexual is worse than calling me a slur

my wokest take is that anyone who believes in any form of religion or spirituality is baseline suffering from psychosis

y’all crying over the tyrant mix bc of a man im crying over the tyrant mix bc of fanedits we are not the same

yt queers when they haven’t self victimized for one second

finally deleted instagram IM LIKE A BIRD I ONLY FLY AWAY

will never understand the “look how ugly my ex was” trend cuz im like tony you chose to do that…no one made you fuck the bloodborne troll

damn…i miss me 🫤

never understood the “my boyfriend’s ex looks like me”…cuz isn’t that just called having a type

like yassss ur actually giving tammy from 1000 lb sisters now that i think about it 😋

like “nothings wrong with fat people i just hate how ugly and gross and disgusting and worthless i am when IM fat”

do not have an eating disorder around me i WILL call you fat since it’s so scary for you