V as in Virtual-On

I don't have xy or xx chromosomes my chromosomes are XD. I'm biologically funny

Dracula as he appears in the Castlevania series, about to be hit in the face with holy water. He has a rather pleased expression in spite of the situation.

don't think I've posted this one here. This one I call "dracula dies"

i don't have friends but i play lunalights

i'm back to using tumblr again and not this one much so follow me @ bigthecat

i went thru a phase where all i listened to was Exploding In Sound Records bands and i still think every band that's ever been on that label whips ass

i literally talked about how i missed an ovlov/washer/otoboke beaver show i could've gotten a free ticket to in your discord server

in midgard you could get special toilets with materia slots on the side of the tank

starting hrt after 2 years of working on the severed floor

milchick the next day: we've adjusted the contraband scanner in the elevator so that it now detects feces as well

helly would do it the opposite way

Last night at the green day show the guy in front of us was rating their eye makeup in a calendar app (?)

you know whoever checked this out was not paying those late fees or even going back to the springfield-greene county library ever again for that matter

Keijo The Complete Series DVD set that has stickers and stamps from the Springfield-Greene County Library from Springfield, Missouri

Since discovering it last night I've become obsessed with this copy of Keijo on DVD that's listed on eBay and originally came from a public library

>be me

>go online

>get mad at online because i see other people getting mad at online and i think they're dumb for getting mad at online

>realize i'm mad at online

>i'm dumb

>go offline

>get bored

>go online

>mfw

wint @dril lets see if that Awful Groundhog can predict six weeks of Electro House blaring directly into its shity cage

idk if its because of the drinking almost constantly for 12 years straight or because of the constant switching between brain meds that don't work for me while still adjusting to sobriety but man i'm dumb as shit now

Thanks for everything George Lowe.

i love riley and so does my sister both of us would die for anything

damn this hits (thread)

Screenshot of a post from Scatman John’s FB page showing Scatman John at a press conference with Ultraman. The text of the post is as follows: “Scatman John and Ultraman pose at a press conference for the 'Scatultraman' CD in 1995. "I'm very good friends with him" John said. "We both try our best to help people." #ultraman #scatmanjohn #90slegends”

Important content from the official Scatman John FB page

butch women should also be allowed to run into cartoon walls and have anvils fall on their heads in a silly and fun manner

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

had a dream where Someone died but i woke up literally right before i found out who and i'm so pissed

my phone just glitched out and the audio from this just. wouldn't stop playing and looped for like 3 straight minutes and i laughed myself into an asthma attack

we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip

freddie doesn't even allow screenshots for POSTS as if people can't just create an account and see them immediately since there's only like 10 people on there

my mistake they said "Gated Community Lib App" on the. Even More Gated Community App where half the "leftists" are just libs that don't realize they're libs

saw someone on freddie complaining about how this site let all of congress on here and its a "gatekeepy lib app" and it's like. you don't have to follow libs. You Made The Sandwich. the only libs i see on my timeline are people qting them telling them how wrong they are