Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟

Could rewatch Alan Partridge visiting a dog shelter all evening. Lost it at "They can see us too?"

IT ISN'T EVEN A FUCKING AD OR BY A BRAND. IT'S THE FUCKING MORNIN' STRAWBERRY AND CREAM CALZONE VIDEO.

So, what social content advert was it that he's waffling on about?

Look at this load of toss. Don't even get me started on the 'Advertainment'.

Time for another What A Load of Wank LinkedIn post...

And very good it is too

I have such a problem with that film. Absolute bollocks

Nah, you're alright. Thanks for the offer though.

Well, the story was interesting enough but the dialogue remained abysmal throughout.

Yeah, popped it

I hope it was horrible. Really horrible. Tbf I don't think many prison shanking are pleasant.

Can’t stop thinking about him getting shanked

Ah Diane Keaton, that's really sad.

I hope he really suffered. Like, horribly.

Traitor: I just don’t know who the traitors are.

[a weird breathy acoustic version of The Vengabus is Coming plays for no reason]

Claudia getting her day's steps in?

Charlotte Church tho

Love this. Love that a) the story is literally just about a bloke being really tall and b) the headline.

Fantastic stuff.

Hateful stuff. It was even on the football over the weekend. Number of corners - provided by Co Pilot.

Wtf? Can't someone just count them?

Hahaha

Greggggg Wallace is doing fine, why?

Honestly, fuck offffff. Can't we do ANYTHING without having this shit thrust into our faces?

Mental isn't it?!

"For the headline, I'm thinking just 'Jilly Cooper, 1937 - 2025', or maybe the tribute from Queen Camilla. Something like that?"
"Hang on, she wrote about shagging n' that didn't she?! Let's go with 'ROMP in Peace'
'Isn't that a bit crass? Romp isn't even a pun on RIP'
"TITS, SHAGGING. RUMPY PUMPY"

a drawing of paddington up a lamppost holding a flag with what looks like the ghost of queen elizabeth II holding the ladder firm

schrödinger’s paddington - he’s either putting it up or taking it down depending on how racist you are

Bromley Felixstowe Rotherham dartford!

Fantastic stuff

This is his way of spreading his crime spree over hundreds of miles

Planned it with vibes not maps