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"Spurs interim manager lgor Tudor says he is more confident now of surviving relegation than before the club's 3-1 defeat by Crystal Palace."

The man is unwell.

Could they not have taken just one real picture? Just one solitary picture of a coffee rather than that slop.

I highly doubt it!

Absolutely thick as mince.

The point is they wouldn't need to get into small boats and risk their lives if you made migration and seeking asylum fair, safe and dignified! What on earth do you think the green parties policies are

It's 8th not ninth but still nonsense

8th.

Yup!

Finishing 9th in the Championship but still potentially getting promoted is absolute bollocks.

Yeah it's somewhere on YouTube I think; Off the Shelf Sheffield closing video.

Hardly citizen kane.

Yeah it's somewhere on YouTube I think; Off the Shelf Sheffield closing video.

Hardly citizen kane.

I cannot wait for the insights on this! He's going to:

1. Sample some local street food.
2. Ride a train.
3. Visit a temple.
4. Not mention the pogroms that the serving Prime Minister presided over.
5. Smile at some elephants.
6. Top up his kids' private school fees.
7. Say "India is changing".

I once directed, filmed and wrote the script for a short video which only had one person in it - Brian Blessed.

A tweet by Ben Kahn (@BenTheKahn), posted on March 23, 2023, reads: "I don't think younger audiences appreciate that in the 90s, there was an entire genre of film that was just, 'Michael Douglas gets so horny that he ruins his life.'"

If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

Good god man.

Where did you disappear to?

Braevyn’s mom just told me he didn’t make it. President Trump called her early this morning to say that one of Braevyn’s calf implants exploded as he & his fiancée K’Lauria were being airlifted from Al Maktoum Int’l Airport. He died instantly. K’Lauria, I’m ready to #comfort you.

Oh you're back!

More people should be aware of Money Plane.

Money Plane.

You wanna bet on a dude fucking an alligator?

Whatever you want to bet on, the Money Plane has you covered.

All craving action.

Some of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet are on that plane.

It's called a Money Plane.

Seven years ago today Keith Flint passed away.

He had no idea that his death would be marked with such a touching and heartfelt tribute...

I watched an episode of Handcuffed on C4 ready to hate it but goddamn I enjoyed it

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️