Fission 18+

Outer Wilds is now on sale on Steam with its biggest discount yet.

To those who've explored the stars, when did the loop click for you?

Drop a gif describing your journey.

store.steampowered.com/app/753640/O...

YouTube video by squawkwardd WE COOL? Animated Thesis Film

youtu.be/kQb_wDMv83w

Favorite game of all time right there. Enjoy it, you're in for an experience.

I need to be gift-wrapped and dicked down mercilessly by my own partner, or have my partner offer me up to get dicked down by a mutual friend uvu

Trying to decipher whether "to somebody with your whole pussy" means using your pussy to say that, or the person you're saying it to 'has' your whole pussy. I don't know if clearing up that would clear up how it feels like brandishing a shotgun...

sometimes transit takes just a bit too long

comm for @tukk.bsky.social

Favorite game of all time right there. Enjoy it, you're in for an experience.

🔽Comic below🔽

Egg...

When you have a noodle dragon you gotta show off their enormous cock

If I was more out of shape than I am I might have felt called out if it wasn't for the fact that despite my birthday being this month thus an active reminder of my age I'm not necessarily all that old yet either.

So you didn't mean me and I just wasted the time of anyone who decides to read this.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Who be mean to cute Pink

Always encourage more birb drawings

cm for dante

Trying to fit that knot in 💦

Gremlin goddess

Well your art is quite divine. Your animations especially so.

As a child pre-memories (younger than like 4) apparently the Lion King was my favorite movie. Aristocats replaced it at some point. I guess maybe Who Framed Roger Rabbit is my all-time fave at this point.

In any case thanks for all that Disney, I guess. (And WB too)

I love being the subject of queer thought crimes.

there's a confirmed pedophile ring that runs the world and wants to destroy all queer people as a smokescreen so they can continue trafficking abusing and killing children so today i will litigate to other queer people whether or not i think they jerk off to the correct drawings of fantasy creatures

Friend shape

had a brief period of silence on here since finding time to draw hot stuff has been hard.

if you saw something of mine floating around here, it's probably there too 👇

I think one of my favorite Super Bowl 60 ads was the depressed polar bear after pepsi won the blind taste test on him.

In case you missed the moment.

Art is powerful

Reading comprehension must not be your strong suit. My condolences for the struggles you can continue to expect in life.

New design time!! This Northwestern Wi'vir lady is up for adoption for $300 USD to help with medical costs. <3

DM to claim!

#Eltalite #FurryAdopts #FurryArt

I never liked decendents as a concept either, mostly in consideration of genetic relation to my character(/"me"). Ultimately conceptualized phoenix eggs being genetically empty, but able to combine sperm within to attempt to produce offspring or otherwise just unviable eggs as consumable produce.

Which still isn't hard vore necessarily but I guess implied death either way? Idk

Absorbtion to me usually implies the absorbed character is 'lost' to the absorbing one. :L

Social media as a concept allows for the exchange and sharing of thoughts and opinions at any time in any context. Tools are usually provided to allow users to avoid seeing content they don't like by blocking users who post such content.

Tl;dr - Welcome to the internet.