Hoop

Watching B1G (checks notes) hockey? On a Saturday evening? Because Disney is a lil greedy bitch.

Too many bees out today.

Still upset Friends never did a 9/11 episode.

I wish we could rehire the guy I’m covering for because he left for another job just so we can justifiably fire his incompetent ass.

Marking all my work emails as low priority so no one will bother me this week.

What if I just never paid any attention to the news again?

Turning off auto-steer so I can finally beat my son at Mario Kart only to continue getting my ass kicked by my son at Mario Kart.

I hate having to make stops on roadtrips because then I gotta pass the same chodes all over again ugh.

They call me Hoop ‘cause I’m always getting dunked on.

Wait.

Watching old Michigan football highlights just to feel something.

Me trying to freebase baseball to get through the football offseason.

Gotta say this any% market crash speed run is just pulling gold split after gold split. Can’t wait for the Summoningsalt documentary in a couple of months.

Giant ten year anniversary shows.

On the plus side I get to see @btmbrkt.bsky.social tomorrow (today?) so I’m stoked on that.

While effective thus far, I don’t think drowning myself in work is a long term solution for avoiding the news.

Possibly related: I’m exhausted.

Or are the sims going back to you

What if I just don’t ever watch or read the news ever again?

Doubtful.

If someone made a 9/11 themed slot machine I’d burn my son’s college fund.

Bruhuck E. Cheese.

My son just asked if we could watch football tonight. I love this but it's gonna be Illinois v Kansas which I feel like is grounds for someone calling DCFS on me.

I wish I loved anything the way my son loves applesauce.

Isn’t this the best tho?

No (iota of) Joy

I mean Penn State harbored Jerry Sandusky for decades. Organizations will do anything to win and/ or not admit fault.

Excited to watch Zachary Wilson start for the New York Jets this evening.

Oh shit LFG!

Ma’am.

Can’t wait to get into an internet fight with the one person on this platform who cares about either of those things.

My god it’s so close to football season and I have so many B1G and NFC East hot takes chambered.