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i did not have amber riley suggesting queer mercedes jones in the year of our lord 2026 on my bingo card

Hitting that 2:30 stride

I’m so fucking tired of living in a world where children do not come home from school

Between this, the Epstein bullshit, the trans paranoia, I am going to punch the next person I hear who says “think of the children”

A school. They bombed a motherfucking school. I’m going to throw up.

mirror selfie of liv hewson

i am gay about this eyebrow slit

I guess he didn't cook cucumbers this time

My father cut up an apple for me but he's clearly never cut fruit before in his life because he didn't core it, and it's a perfect example of him where he's trying his best but his best is just..... lol

so like, can i watch just s2 and s4 of bton or do i have to watch them all?

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

vicky palmer r u ready to die?

Brought to you by, I can’t get out of bed

Days like this really make me miss Kevin because it was an opportunity to get out all my internal angst about my body giving out on me constantly

Picture of Shin Ramen packets with kpdh branding

My mom asked if I wanted “roomie ramen” for lunch today and I was so confused what that was supposed to be until she showed me this

i'm just built different, i wish they'd let van be more evil 😔

Well it was only until 1am today

rain makes my joints hurt, worked until 2am and started up again at 7, found out yet another person is leaving the firm, behind on literally everything i need and want to do, i am going to lose it

yerin ha, you have charmed me and i don't even go here

I don't know why asians say a dessert is good when it's "not too sweet" but then they make savory things so much sweeter than they need to be. why is my garlic bread sweet???

i will pick up a pen with my functional tremor and draw my ocs before i ever ask AI to generate an image for me

Ooh maybe! I mostly just want to watch the halftime show lmao

was unable to figure out how to watch the game live but managed to figure out that my dad has an appletv account. anyways, pluribus good

a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign . Alt: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .

sophie okonedo playing yet another girlkisser

do you think he only accepts scripts now where he has to limp?

if i had a nickel for every time michael emerson was on screen training a belgian malinois, i'd have two nickels, which isn't that many but it's weird that it's happened twice

like the site has algorithmically been designed to raise people's blood pressure, idt there's any getting around it. every time i go looking for news there, i have come to expect it

atp i feel like getting ragebaited on twitter is like losing chess to a dog. i'm certainly guilty of it from time to time but idk why some people make that their entire identities?

i think people don't appreciate how much meaner i could be

Lesbian vampires 🤌🏽

Another certified Tango + Amy teamup! This time tackling the cutthroat world of intergalactic girl bands and their merciless managers! 🤘💖 Pick it up this Wednesday in Flash Gordon Quarterly #6!!!

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Letters by Becca Carey