Adam J. Blust

So Kristi Noem thanked Biff for keeping the hurricanes away.

Which is completely normal!

Homer: Well, there's not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job.
Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, sweetie.

As of this year, I will have spent half my life with him, and half without him. I still miss him terribly. But I am so lucky to have had him as my father.

What *has* he been meeting about?

Maybe it's to the point where we should ask him what, if anything, he *does* know about.

Melania chose “Home Is Where the Heart Is” as the theme for the White House Christmas decorations, which is pretty tone deaf for an administration deporting people from the only home they’ve known for decades. What’s next, a Great Gatsby party during a government shutdown?

My father died just before Christmas 30 (!) years ago. Honestly ever since then, Christmas has felt different. 💔

Yeah Peter Thiel has some thoughts.

Thiel is one of the most evil figures in public life today.

My two favorites:

Maria Shriver’s Face Re-Sharpened

The Elderly: Do They Suspect?

Asked whether Mr. Trump fell asleep, Karoline Leavitt, the White House press secretary, said in a statement that the president was "listening attentively and running the entire" meeting. She cited Mr. Trump's response during a question and answer segment at the end of the meeting, when he delivered a tirade against Somali immigrants.

NYT: Is the President tired?

Ms. Leavitt: Would a weary President be able to deliver a racist rant like that one?

HIlarious considering Blob the Builder's wildly racist rant at his latest cabinet meeting, where he also struggled to remain awake.

Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award “They said it was in response to things I’ve done as president,” Trump told reporters.

Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
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Beat me to it. 😆

What exactly have they voted on?

The Gulf of America?

Fuck them all to hell.

I thought drug abuse was a personal responsibility issue.

Also Blob the Builder just pardoned a massive drug trafficker because he was arrested during the Joe Biden administration.

Every MAGA is a sociopath and a traitor.

trump makes Nixon look like Churchill.

She said they should suffer- lose limbs and bleed out.

I will never be immune. NEVER.

Trump pardoned former Honduran president Juan Orlando Hernandez, who got 45 years in prison last year for conspiring to import cocaine to the US. Prosecutors said he ran Honduras like a "narco-state" and accepted millions of dollars in bribes from drug traffickers. He walked out of prison today.

She thought AI was steak sauce. She is an idiot.

DoZzzey’ Don Sundowning at today’s cabinet “meeting”.

He should be taken to federal prison and put in solitary confinement for the rest of his worthless life.

The one thing I know will never happen is the trial.

Smug little toad.

Fuck no. Stop posting BS like this. We have been screaming “THIS IS IT!!!” for a goddamn decade. Stop.

Trump looks like Windows 95 trying to shut down, except one program “is still not responding."

If only he could just make it permanent.

Going to be interesting to see what happens to MAGA and all its assholery after he is dead or out of office.

When he has no power left, where will they get their fix?

Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.

Never enough.