Adam J. Blust

We are ruled over by a gang of ultra rich morons who ache for control. It’s a nightmare.

He’s the same one with the Dump election Constitutional amendment, right?

Job interviews in the animal kingdom.

Every time Trump gets on the phone with a new reporter we’re hearing the weirdest mix of a misremembered classified briefing video the CIA makes for him, part of a text he just got from Lindsey Graham, and the last three nouns he heard on Fox News.

In less than 1 week, Trump has wasted more than $5 BILLION of your taxpayer dollars on his war of choice on Iran.

That money could have covered the cost of SNAP for more than 2 million Americans for a year.

There's always money for war and never money for human needs.

Weird how followup questions have become a lost art, apparently.

That cat anus mouth! Horriflying every time.

a black and white photo of a door with a wrought iron design on it Alt: President Camacho makes a grand showbiz entrance in the movie Idiocracy.

This guy cared about the people and tried his best to help. What you have is infinitely worse than an unserious caricature.

Mainstream America: We are obsessed with Heated Rivalry and Drag Race. We love them and can't get enough.
American Democrat politicians: LGBT people are not culturally normal. We will not speak of them.

Reuters confirmed that the elementary school in the Iranian city of Minab was bombed TWICE by the US military, 40 minutes apart.

This was intentional.

They did not "accidentally" drop two bombs 40 mins apart,
Killing 168 children and 14 teachers.

MAGA can’t wake up because they were never asleep. They love all this and want more. And it’s been proven conclusively that this number of people can doom all of us to Hell.

Why is it that low?

The NYT would say it was a “bold reinvention of presidential norms.”

Daylight Saving has been my nemesis my entire life. I’m with you, Mark. Let’s pick a time.

Every MAGA is a sociopath and a traitor.

Especially Lindsey.

Hey Jake:

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

“Marching through the world.”

No more foreign wars, right fuckheads?

Cow is out of the barn.

In fact the cow is so far away from the barn, it can’t even see the barn.

Doctors say I will never regain my ability to even.

It is fascinating to me that a guy whose sole accomplishment in life was writing one shitty book is now considered the best candidate for President in MAGA.

Russia and Cuba: He will be at Mar-a-Lago this weekend. Do with that what you will.

Another reason they love him.

Never enough.

Hey MAGA: trump is indifferent to your existence.

But Peter Thiel and RFK Jr., who will be in charge once Dear Leader is gone, actively want you to die so there are more resources for them.

They want you dead.

The exact number they needed. Hmmmmm.

Remember five minutes ago when I said Noem’s replacement would be worse?

Markwayne Mullin

“Peace-monger”?

FUCK.

"In peace, sons bury their fathers. In war, fathers bury their sons." — Herodotus

Pure evil.