T I M E S C A N N E R

“Go go gadget midriff.”

He’s a genius. One of the best shows out there.

Live Más or Die

mostly my own songs. nobody can tell you you’re playing it wrong if you’re the one who wrote it.

Hello! Thanks for saying hi!

Thanks! Music is a good distraction from the state of the world.

Hi Mischa! I hope all is well and you are making cool things.

I haven’t been very interested in posting lately. I’ve been using the time I used to spend online practicing electric guitar instead. More satisfying to the soul. But I do miss my old online friends. Say hi anytime you want. I’ll reply next time I log on.

A good time to grab my pal Quandary’s whole discography. It’s all fantastic.

YES my name is 'vehicula'. NO i am not a car

Charles Entertainment Cheese

At this moment in time, of course, the ball pit is really the rat’s main priority.

I’d watch a game of this over the puppy bowl.

No thanks, I already have a Greek Chorus following me around who won't stop lamenting my eventual demise from my own hands.

No tattoos. I don’t want any reminders that I have a body.

Happy birthday to The Boy!

Are you kidding me? Soderbergh would direct the hell out of a Star War. That was my only chance of seeing him do silly shit with freaky alien muppets.

Damn. I gotta find some. I am a banana fanatic.

I was just listening to Voice of the Xtabay yesterday! Amazing. Apparently there was a rumor that she was secretly a housewife from Brooklyn named Amy Camus (each of her names backward)

“long to have a human feeling again? download our app.”

"i love warp core breaches i wanna make out with them"

Showed the TSA my Hyperreal ID and they gave me backstage passes for the security theater

If you recycle 1000 print cartridges at Staples you unlock the flavored ink

The purpose of stickers is to Never Use Them so that when you die your friends can put them on your coffin

doing things always beats waiting until you know how to do things.

Oh no! What a terrible association. And that sounds like a menacing alarm clock.

I think this about Star Wars too to be honest. Characters can be a plus, but I’m content to let cool imagery and music wash over me.

They should re-release the Tron movies with no dialogue, just musical score cranked up loud. Cool aesthetic and sweet tunes, that’s all anyone cares about.

*seductively*
A wise guy, eh?
why I oughta…

THE TOTALLY TUBULAR MOST BODACIOUS LEFT

Oh damn. What a loss. He was brilliant. A few months ago I went through all the YouTubes of his live performances I could find.