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This is entirely wrong. The world is falling apart without me being a reclusive trillionaire technocrat. I expected things to get bad, but it was supposed to be while I build a subterranean nuclear-proof city called Xibalba for all my clones

Oil painting of HBO being welcomed at the pearly gates by Toys R Us and Red Lobster

You must leave corporate media behind. It is hostile to you and your lifestyle.

Yeah Everywhere up in Lake City Seattle too. I’ve seen sidewalk chalk drawings promoting dinosaur kitty as well. I assumed it was a local child.

YouTube video by pwb05 The Ocean vs. Artie, The Strongest Man in the World

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CLOWN CHOWDER

The bands Goose and Geese should have to fight to the death in an arena.

Each time the Smashing Pumpkins recorded an album they recorded like 80 songs of varying quality. Out of that they probably had 12 good songs each time. But instead of just releasing those as a strong album, they released them all, split between album, B-sides, and 25th anniversary editions.

what I'll be watching instead of state of the union

Light streaming into the windows upstairs. This is what Lenny’s personal basement nightclub looks like at 7:40 am.

we invented paper because we ran out of caves.

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A WELL-PRESERVED SECRET The vegetable lamb of Tartary did not bleat when bound by its hind legs, nor when verdant blood spilled from its neck into wineskins and jars. More fruit than beast, its flesh, ground with peppercorn ...

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Years before “The Price” aired, Roddenberry helped create the Ferengi as a new villain for our heroes to face, one that would function like the Klingons did in Star Trek: The Original Series. In a 1987 memo, the Trek creator described the Ferengi as having “prodigious sexual appetites”, and TNG producer Herb Wright later claimed that the Ferengi were manifestations of Roddenberry’s own “sex fetish.” Wright claims that Roddenberry wanted “wanted to put a gigantic codpiece on the Ferengi” as a way of confirming for audiences that these aliens were very well-endowed.

Continuing, Wright said that Roddenberry “spent 25 minutes explaining to me all the sexual positions the Ferengi could go through.” Eventually, the producer shut down all of this weird sex talk by telling the franchise creator that they couldn’t have all of this spicy content because “this is a family show, on at 7:00 on Saturdays.” Roddenberry agreed, and Ferengi penis size is not confirmed onscreen, though these misogynistic aliens retained their outsized sexual appetites as originally conceived by the Trek guru.

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several Ferengis (aliens from Star Trek with huge ear lobes) standing in a circle looking down at the camera.

NO LOBES REFUSED

I grew up there. Nobody knows.

I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said "HONK IF YOU LOVE SNOOPY OR ARE INSANE"

YouTube video by Muppet Songs Muppet Songs: Mia Farrow and Thog - Real Live Girl

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DO NOT make even a single quirky vocalization when Radiolab interviews you. They will loop and mix it in like an air horn for the rest of the episode.

Great work!

“Maxi big settlements. And that’s no stinkowiff.”

hell yeah

It’s ridiculous. I can’t say it is a good film. But you’ve never seen anything else like it. And at the time, it felt like cinematically vomiting up the psychosis of living through the George W Bush years.

Just saw Megalopolis once though.

I saw Southland Tales 4 times in the week it played in theaters. I kept bringing different friends. “You want to see some crazy shit?”

or a puff pastry or a pastry chef.

Promotional shot of animated series Star Wars: Maul Shadow Lord

Big mistake not calling it You've Got Maul