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Spring

@talkybirb.bsky.social

One person in my profile photo has great bone structure and looks good in a hat. The other person is me.

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β€œThere is one half undescended testicle shared by all the Democrats in office and AOC has it.” - Jana the Wise

09.02.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But her emails!

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06.02.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Single ply thrice wiped, at that.

05.02.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have words and they start with, β€œWhat in the actual fuck.”

There will be no grace given to nazis.

21.01.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Picture of a long sleeve light blue shirt with Grogu on it.

Picture of a long sleeve light blue shirt with Grogu on it.

Every so often I feel like I am actually doing this parenting thing ok, only to be immediately humbled by my nine year asking a question like this.

20.01.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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All signs at hockey games shall now be judged against this one.

16.01.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, fuck.

12.01.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2025 - the year my temporomandibular joint went from TMJ to TMJHFC.

12.01.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In other news, hell froze over.

10.01.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Snort.

08.01.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lawd.

07.01.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have reached that point in life where shopping for new clothes means I go to Costco instead of Nordstrom.

07.01.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Zero thoughts, only violence.

07.01.2025 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0