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Michael Isenhour

@generalvash.bsky.social

Humorist

45 Followers  |  100 Following  |  190 Posts  |  Joined: 31.12.2023  |  2.0237

Latest posts by generalvash.bsky.social on Bluesky

13.2% more of barely nothing is still barely nothing, who'd of thought? Clearly not the people that think this disproves anything about low class living situations

11.11.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a plaid shirt and tie has a badge around his neck ALT: a man in a plaid shirt and tie has a badge around his neck

Is . . . Is it what I think it is?

08.11.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, he is only the second most bulliable member of Z Team

07.11.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
06.11.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3755    πŸ” 1252    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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homer simpson from the simpsons is adjusting his tie in a doorway . Alt: homer simpson from the simpsons is nervously fidgeting his fingers in a doorway .

Having to wait a week between the segment releases is killing me, I need to know if *character I have grown fond of* is ok!!!

06.11.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not many, silksong just hates us

13.10.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God dammit, that is an accurate summary of the plot

10.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My Cousin Vinny -  Everything That Guy Just Said Is Bullshit.
YouTube video by General Obi Wan Kenobi My Cousin Vinny - Everything That Guy Just Said Is Bullshit.

youtu.be/pDmGhethEoQ

18.09.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two cartoon characters standing in front of a garage door with the words gentlemen behold ALT: two cartoon characters standing in front of a garage door with the words gentlemen behold

THIS TIME, WILL BE DIFFERENT

03.09.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon girl with red hair and blue eyes is standing in front of a blue wall . Alt: Kairi from kingdom hearts staring straight at the camera, as if to miss the point of the response

What's Michael? I'm Michael, I'm just asking for some context, sister

23.08.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suppose I can accept Typhlosion being 3rd place

22.08.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, is this list for real?

22.08.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's pretty entertaining, and only 3 episodes left so it will probably finish end of this year or sometime early next.

19.08.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Vera Lynn - We'll Meet Again
YouTube video by TheDayThemusicDidDie Vera Lynn - We'll Meet Again

I unironically play this when saying a final goodbye to someone moving out of my life
youtu.be/HsM_VmN6ytk

18.08.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of news alert stating that the actor whom portrayed General Zod in the Christopher Reeves Superman films has passed away.

Screenshot of news alert stating that the actor whom portrayed General Zod in the Christopher Reeves Superman films has passed away.

Last chance to kneel before Zod will in fact be at his coffin, during the viewing

17.08.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very few better examples of a person voting against their own self interests than a Log Cabin Republican

11.08.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character laughs maniacally next to a blue cat Alt: Mao Mao the black cat laughs like a maniac while standing inbetween his two friends

You didn't make him laugh like a maniac/the heavy, it could have been perfect :(

09.08.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone can microwave a slice of wonder bread with ketchup and cheese whiz on it why would anyone order a real pizza from a restaurant?

07.08.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 516    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Wtf webcomics do you follow!?

08.08.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt it

08.08.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably not but they love smashing words together to make compound words so how about faulbettbleiben?

06.08.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin thing taught me real quick what my range of motion is in an FFV

01.08.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be expected, the site is run by a nazi

01.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So when you guys do you daily calls today you should ask mastercard what illegal adult content they found on these content creation platforms. Tell them to make names. When they give you the runaround say "but what have you found that's illegal".

They won't because there was never an investigation

01.08.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4524    πŸ” 2853    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 14

The Itch/Steam thing dropped off the trending tab.

Therefore it's time to remind you again to swamp the payment processors with more calls.

If the call volume dies down in under a week they aren't going to learn their lesson. Make them regret it.

28.07.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10279    πŸ” 6862    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 41

Could I get some context for those cats?

29.07.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What was the point of the merger less than 5 years ago in the first place?

28.07.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Being in tech and having a single modicum of critical thinking is just screaming "this isn't what LLMs are designed for" over and over as people shove a bunch of word predictors into critical decision making processes because some glorified used car salesmen told them it would fix all their problems

23.07.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3925    πŸ” 1354    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 33

Glad to see it

24.07.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this going to be a shitpost or are you working on a video for the channel?

23.07.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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