rows™

MONDAY NIGHT! COME LEARN ABOUT THE NEW HIT DANCE CRAZE THEY CALL THE RIVER MUD SHUFFLE

yeah :))))

Monday at The Grassy Noll, Rose has a pick that has me the most excited since we did Megalopolis. DON'T LET THE RIVERBEAST GET YOU, a movie made by the guy who flooded spotify with songs about pee and poop to force a decent payout, who then made vanity films with friends.

1 Tropicana Original Lemonade - Large Added: Get it grilled

i'm on some new type of shit

Happy 30th anniversary to Pokémon

every five seconds a new number gets called and it’s not mine. i swear i heard the number after mine get called 5 minutes ago but i can’t be sure. every conceivable kind of person is in this room and they’re all fighting each other to get hold of a pen

i’m at the DMV feeling insane this place is like a very specific type of nightmare made manifest

she tago on my mago until my ege bamyasi

Support Kat Support Kat

hi all, i'm in a really bad spot and i could use some help covering bills and getting something to eat 🖤 ty
ko-fi.com/gothfemme

happy bday natalie!!!

a real testament to the power of guys doing bits

good movies 2020s

2020: Bacurau
2021: Memoria
2022: TÁR
2023: Last Things
2024: I Saw The TV Glow
2025: April
2026: Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie

Frame #26650 from S06 -E12 - Battle of Eggplant-629296

i’m abt to short circuit how the hell do they keep getting bigger

hey uhhhhh i love you????

くうちゃんが見守っています。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
Kuu is always watching over us.

silly little dog misses handler, more news at 10

Frame #44800 from S01 -E10 - Pork Belly-628395

doing research

hazel finally got the simps season 1 through 10 on the home media server which is dangerous for me specifically because of how many times i’m going to be tempted to just throw on bart vs australia

NOOOOOOOOO

watched high school again last night and his style is still so singular in my mind, absolutely tragic

i’ve been mumbling ”uh oh…richard!” to myself and giggling for the last week because of this thing

Donate to Help Iris Remain Housed, organised by Iris Noor Hi all. My name is Iris. For the past year, I've been unemployed despite my best attempts at job hun… Iris Noor needs your support for Help Iris Remain Housed

help out if you can.

gofund.me/a414e342

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

nirvanna the band:

BLUE: You will enter Mrs. Van Hoskins' room, through the adjoining room and you will take the jewel case to the basement. YELLOW: What if she wakes up and sees me? BLUE: You will tell her you are smitten with her, that you have have followed her all night, and you will make passionate love to her. YELLOW: Couldn't I just kill her? What's Up, Doc? (1972), Freakin' Funky Fuzzballs (1990)

What's Up, Doc? (1972)

MONDAY WE ARE BACK AT THE GRASSY NOLL TO SCREEN A DVD I FOUND FOR A DOLLAR THAT HAS THE SAME VIBE AS AN EPISODE OF DECKER

COME SAY HIIIIIIIIIIIIII