Carats LeVert

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

I need to see a diagram of where we believe his heels and toes are in these shoes bc he looks like a kid playing dress up in his dad’s closet

🤘🏼

the only thing more stubborn and idiotic than Kamala refusing to commit to stop financing genocide is her supporters still doing this shit in big 2026

just saw someone tweet that the reason Zohran Mamdani and James Talarico want to remove red tape and build more affordable housing is because “they stole that from Kamala Harris”

His BRIT Awards performance was also a perfect representation of this album (by which I mean boring and rote)

IMO Harry struck gold a couple times on Harry’s House, but I generally agree- new album is a polite snooze fest.

(also 20°C is sending me)

keisha by Yaya Bey on Apple Music Song · 2022 · Duration 2:55

it’s Yaya Bey weather outside

I genuinely think this is going to happen at every level of the film industry

a shelf with hundreds of records, with a small stack of records in front with the Beach Boys’ recent We Gotta Groove box set visible in the front

reorganizing the record shelf is the closest I get to zen

Royal Scam and JJ Cale 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

oh damn that’s a good playlist concept

motivating people to vote is literally the very first part of her job

romance is alive!!

would genuinely read a novella about this one experience

Obsessed with any musical phrase that drops the 1, and equally obsessed with something that builds and builds and builds like this

a 5x5 grid of album art including MF DOOM’s Doomsday, Born Like This, & Take Me to Your Leader, Brandy’s Never Say Never, Lemon Twigs’ A Dream is All We Know, Stereolab’s Dots & Loops, Lauryn Hill’s Unauthorized Biography, and Cal Tjader’s Tambu

warming up that happy hour with a lil 5x5, happy Friday pals 💜

“hmmmm let me think.. okay so we brought back the Goodfellow & Co menswear… the grocery section is full of good produce… we improved the signage outside and added 40 new parking spaces… I think that should about do it! No other ideas? Great let’s break for lunch”

"Porzingis to play" is the new "David Lee has added a three pointer to his game"

great, is he gonna keep that same energy for all of his employees being combative in congressional hearings? Or nah

feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined

oh wow you weren’t playing, these are some of the most recognizable samples ever

😮😮😮 Queueing this up NOW!

Carrie Fisher once asked me to verify that she was smoking a clove, not pot, and then kissed me on the cheek in the middle of her one woman show

the dangling mic is fucking killing me

How to win in November

Text from a Wikipedia article states: “Although the United States has formally declared war only five times and these declarations cover a total of 11 separate instances against specific nations, there are currently 197 non-colonial military conflicts included in these lists, eight of which are ongoing. Between all six lists, there are currently 235 military conflicts. Formal declarations of war include the War of 1812 (United Kingdom), the Mexican–American War (Mexico), the Spanish–American War (Spain), World War I (Germany and Austria-Hungary) and World War II (Japan, Germany, Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary and Romania).”

yeah, see? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_o....

I took a class on globalization and the professor talked about how the US has only ever been in five “wars” because only five times has there been a formal declaration, but that the US military has essentially never NOT been deployed in some conflict. This is just rhetoric, by which I mean a lie.