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sΓ€rˈkastik marked by or given to using irony in order to mock or convey contempt. Vikings, NFL, DFS, πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦, πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ supporter. Anti-fascisism and oligarchy. Eat the rich

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Murdered

04.11.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally everyone but the Cowboys know the ball is going to Marvin Harrison Jr

04.11.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bryce Young carrying the torch

04.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think we’re going to get anymore short king qbs once Tua, Kyler, and Wilson leave lmao

04.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

the red white and blue helmets look like shit, the red stripe throws everything off

04.11.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He wants to kill Obamacare, but has no other plan. He is not satisfied with his deportation operation because his ICE agents are not abusive enough. He plans to continue murdering people in the Caribbean Sea because the law and these humans are of no concern to him. All this thanks to John Roberts.

03.11.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11142    πŸ” 3940    πŸ’¬ 503    πŸ“Œ 180

I want to love this HARDER

03.11.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.

03.11.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9404    πŸ” 2942    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 145

"I dont know anything about that"

03.11.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mike Johnson: β€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: β€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: β€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

03.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 25119    πŸ” 6687    πŸ’¬ 766    πŸ“Œ 426
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CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From @deadder.bsky.social )

03.11.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10204    πŸ” 3978    πŸ’¬ 194    πŸ“Œ 107

Mutant

03.11.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get the feeling this is going to be a PAINFUL day of divisional football.

#skol

02.11.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo ! ALT: a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo !
02.11.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a striped shirt is saying " i 'm not gonna say " no " to that " ALT: a man in a striped shirt is saying " i 'm not gonna say " no " to that "
02.11.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NFL guy watching the chat meltdown about replay.

02.11.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This baseball game thingy is pretty insane

02.11.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#MLB #JAYS #WORLDSERIES

02.11.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm convinced that some NFL franchise is gonna mandate that everyone in the organization must get 9+ hours of sleep each night and that team is gonna have a dynasty.

02.11.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's still kicking around?!?!?!

01.11.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So much peace

01.11.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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1/17 🧡
We've learned so much since 1776 on how to hold elections so ALL VOTERS HAVE EQUAL SAY.
Once you know it too, you'll be πŸ’― sure we are holding elections WRONG and we need to fix this mess.
It's time we put what we've learned into practice.
Please read this 🧡 and repost.

03.12.2024 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 7

Clearly he hates his coach, he just tried to attack him

31.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a doctor with a stethoscope around his neck is laughing and says ' hahahahah ' ALT: a doctor with a stethoscope around his neck is laughing and says ' hahahahah '
31.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a cool guy

31.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair.

31.10.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
31.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Redic play calling on 4th and 2 by the dolphins. A fade.... against kyle Hamilton... k

This is not a serious organization

#nfl

31.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't look away

31.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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