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Chris Michael Ward

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I don't have FOMO. I have leave me alone syndrome. Haha

17.11.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My favorite motto from The Divine Miss M Bette Midler. Also I'm sure a lot of stand-up comedians could use it as a mantra. #BetteMidler #FUCKEMIFTHEYCANTTAKEAJOKE

17.11.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone knows the truth about Trump. Even his supporters. Many who voted for him, now kick themselves in the balls. We all make mistakes

17.11.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It took me years of crumb jobs to finally get the job I wanted. So, if I can do it, you can to.

17.11.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No work tonight. On a road trip, enjoying the ride.

16.11.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cheese curds was dinner at work (#FunnyBone Comedy Club and Restaurant) tonight, and they were yummy with a side of Ranch and Marinara Sauce. Come to the Columbus Ohio location, see a show, and try them!

16.11.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joy Behar hurt her foot, trying to jam it up Trump's Ass, though the TV. Haha. Just kidding, I don't really know how she did it.

13.11.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since working at Funny Bone, I have an understanding respect for comedy club owners. The good ones get thier hands in the action along with the employees!

13.11.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When Trump goes after comedians, because he is offended, what does that tell regular people who just hate jokes at THEIR own expense? Go after people because you are a sensitive son of a bitch.

12.11.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely feeling fall in Columbus. Nice weather, but a tad chilli.

12.11.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I personally am so sick of comics, and funny people getting attacked for their jokes. Stop watering down humor, PC rejects.

10.11.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite Thanksgiving dish is Stuffing. What is yours?

10.11.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The great Pauly Shore is coming to Funny Bone in January. I can't wait to work his show.

10.11.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love being a part of a comedy club Door staff team.

10.11.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Snow Is already happening in OHIO. I hope it's gone by Tuesday, when I go back to job.

10.11.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since 8/20 I've been in a romantic relationship like no other I've had before. New Experiences keeps the brain pulsing!

10.11.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Home from work. Chef made really good chicken, that was my dinner in between Shuler King's Shows at Funny Bone. He was good too!

08.11.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Double shows this weekend at Funny Bone. Long nights, but worth it!

07.11.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bette will always be DIVINE.

07.11.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pelosi is retiring. When will Trump?

06.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the comics who performed tonight, asked me to make him a drink. I would have, but I'm just door staff not bartender!

06.11.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm ready for Thanksgiving. How about you all? It's my favorite holiday, because all you got to do is eat hefty and be thankful. I always have family dinners lined up, and luckily no work!

05.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dick Cheney died today. I still remember when his BFF shot him.

04.11.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you love COMEDY, TRUE CRIME, or everything in between, @plutotvca.bsky.social is an excellent choice. Plus it's FREE to use!

04.11.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations #JonathanBaily, but I can think of a more famous sexier man Alive. Obviously People chose you, so what the hell do I know anyway!?

04.11.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As I've said & posted before, there is a book in me. I have stories never shared publicly.

04.11.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the things about Comedy, that is I love is there are no rules. If it gets laughs, it works!

04.11.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump has been ratings gold for decades. He can fool more people with his lies, than a professional comic can with their material.

04.11.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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