@girlpuppyonline.bsky.social
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me, using a vibrator: Ha, getting a boner tool assisted speedrun.
26.10.2025 13:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0was playing chess and the opponent said they โmated meโ and i got so bricked up i left the table.
03.09.2025 17:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
ffxiv screenshot. sisipu asking if I am โready to fish like I have never fished beforeโ
fuckin. absolutely
19.08.2025 21:07 โ ๐ 3089 ๐ 334 ๐ฌ 31 ๐ 13Im killing myselfโฆ
(remembers i am what i feed my mind)
โฆ with kindness
my swimming set
12.08.2025 06:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
๐ก๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ก๏ธ
12.11.2024 16:25 โ ๐ 8100 ๐ 3152 ๐ฌ 41 ๐ 39
what the heaven?
27.02.2025 10:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0they thought i was new,
they thought i couldnโt shit myself and i proved em all wrong
they thought i needed a shower
i just fuck like a fish
im gasping for air
imagining a type of guy that talks a lot about โThe Mandela Effectโ specifically to gaslight people. I need a handgun NOW
27.02.2025 10:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Please Gods Up Above Let This Happen
27.02.2025 10:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0most cooked bluesky feed february 2025๐
27.02.2025 10:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i dont know who you are
but i will find you
and i will kin you
you know its bad when i start waxing poetic,,,
25.02.2025 06:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0lay my soul bare
let it bloom from under my skin
let none of my love be wasted
i want a life full of regrets that i would repeat a million times
let my actions mean something
and please donโt let me slip off of my path
whatever may lay in store for me
i want to consume me
fuck purity
i want to live messily
in my heart we can make it
and in my heart we commit no sins
why does anything exist? just to blorbo and rot and suffer?
19.02.2025 03:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0strangling God and watching my place on the Dumbest Girl Alive scoreboard go from #2 to #1
18.02.2025 20:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Looney Tunes ass vices:
-Gambling
-Cigars
-Awoogaing at women
Real Vices:
-Zyns
-Murder
-Maple syrup addiction
when i have twenty dollars i spend like i own dubai, when i have normal amount, i remind myself that you never truly know the value in a moment until it becomes a memory
03.02.2025 15:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0im gonna shoot straight with you kitten, mommy is one bad slots spin away from chewing glass ampoules of fentanyl like Hi-Chews
03.02.2025 15:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0gf: they call it the land down undah, also known as โAustraliaโ
me, foolish, thinking i can get a joke past her: Australia? isnโt that where they filmed โThe Thingโ
my gf, a genius and a goddess in mortal form: No no no, I can see where youโre getting confused. Thats New Zealand
Unlockable mini boss arena called โThe Hospitalโ where you eat a bunch of expired pills and teleport there to fight โMedical Debtโ
03.02.2025 15:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0with God as my witness and Gaia as my accomplice, i will drop 1ft diameter by 20ft length tungsten rods from orbit onto the houses of my enemies.
03.02.2025 15:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i need to bounce on it so hard she gets mortified
03.02.2025 14:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i need a graph that correlates the amount of shitposting i do with how bad my mental state is
11.01.2025 16:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Anyone in the Chattanooga area wanna meet up for a friendly CTE sesh? ๐จ
11.01.2025 16:28 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
In this week's addition of @privateeyenews.bsky.social
'you can't just call everyone you disagree with a facist'
