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@chastmastr.bsky.social

74 Followers  |  29 Following  |  226 Posts  |  Joined: 08.11.2024  |  2.2346

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Awwww please give the Linda Robot a happy ending!!

09.12.2025 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh God so hot Sir. And love that microfoam tape, unless I miss my guess. ;)

09.12.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will the web story be printed? I want to buy it!

06.12.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What AI do you use?

06.12.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But you have a kitty. Just be content with the kitty. Streaky is also getting adorably chonky in this picture. ❀️

04.12.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
cartoon: a reclining Krampus figure of a cartoon sexy style after the style of German cartoonist Ralf Konig

cartoon: a reclining Krampus figure of a cartoon sexy style after the style of German cartoonist Ralf Konig

Cartoon: A beefcake Krampus, after the style of Ralf Konig. Mr Konig has become one of my 'go to' when I start thinking cartoon beefacke. He's just hilarious to me.

04.12.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Will this be printed, I hope? ❀️

03.12.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would rather see your own art, sensei! ❀️

03.12.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unf <3

02.12.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sir yes Sir!

02.12.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MY FOOT WOUND IS FINALLY HEALED!! It's been a year and a half!!

01.12.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But who could dominate you now, Sir?

01.12.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The same people who i used to fight with in the GOP, who wanted to withdraw American troops from everywhere, are now the ones justifying the murder of two survivors.

It’s almost like…. It was never about that

01.12.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 15272    πŸ” 3357    πŸ’¬ 389    πŸ“Œ 67
cartoon: Nosferatu sits on a ledge in his tower smiling at some bats who are dressed with reindeer antlers. Behind him, unnoticed, Santa has sneaked in and is wrapping a gift of vampiric dentures to put under the tree.
Caption: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

cartoon: Nosferatu sits on a ledge in his tower smiling at some bats who are dressed with reindeer antlers. Behind him, unnoticed, Santa has sneaked in and is wrapping a gift of vampiric dentures to put under the tree. Caption: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

Christmas cartoon: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth! A classic! I've pondered how to draw this song for years. Feeling very pleased with myself :) Enjoy!

30.11.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Yes Sir please Sir MMMMFFFFFF (gagged)

30.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God that would be hot Sir. Just the helplessness…

29.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woof Sir!

27.11.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes Sir thank you Sir!

26.11.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, please, Sir!

24.11.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Congress: U.S. Troops are Not the President's Personal Police Force Military troops do not belong on our streets and should never be used to police civilians. The Senate must protect our freedoms and pass the Military in Law Enforcement Accountability Act now.

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23.11.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Destruction in a grocery store.

Destruction in a grocery store.

My sword clashes with that of the first skeleton, overpowering it and sending it flying to the side. I quickly follow that up by slamming the hilt of my weapon against the side of its skull, smashing it against the wall and causing the rest of its body to crumble.

22.11.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh God I long for this Sir

20.11.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woof! Does STPBEAR mean St. Pete (Florida) Bear? (I'm in Clearwater...)

20.11.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

**gives you a beer**

20.11.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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19.11.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I love that metal muzzle Sir!

16.11.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover for the audiobook "Secrets & Spires" by Dominic N. Ashen, featuring a shirtless bearded human man wearing a skirt/kilt embracing a muscular and hairy orc man holding a sword, with a black wolf and what appear to be ruins behind them.

The cover for the audiobook "Secrets & Spires" by Dominic N. Ashen, featuring a shirtless bearded human man wearing a skirt/kilt embracing a muscular and hairy orc man holding a sword, with a black wolf and what appear to be ruins behind them.

The Secrets & Spires Audiobook is out now!

Over 11 hours long and narrated by Ken B. Erotic, this steamy next chapter in the Steel & Thunder series puts Khazak in the driver's seat this time around. And the results are explosive.

Order here:
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13.11.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need this today Sir. Things have been rough.

14.11.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes please Sir!

10.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God yes please Sir let that be me!

09.11.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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