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Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

By ratting on Jesse Ventura's unionization efforts, Hulk Hogan denied all of his coworkers, and generations of performers who came after him, insurance and a retirement fund, and in that, shares in responsibility for the early deaths of several other wrestlers.

I MADE EVERY CHARACTER IN YOUR SAVE FILE LOOK LIKE EMINEM; CALL THAT “THE SLIMS 2”

Simpsons screenshot. Top image, Linda Y in the Twitter offices talking to shitstain Elon Musk. She says, "So that's it - after two long years, 'So long, Heil Hitler'?" Bottom image: Shitstain Elon Musk says, "I don't recall saying 'So long.''

Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.

the incredibly cheap prices and variety are making me incredibly homesick seeing this

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After Bass spoke with what I assume is a DHS rep, they packed shit up and headed out. The whole neighborhood turned out to chase them out of the park. Some fruit was thrown, alot of yelling

Yeah, one of the key anti-tank units IIRC since Orks can be a little light on units that can really hurt armored vehicles

For a group that says that games becoming "woke" radicalized them they really will find any excuse not to actually play/understand games

One of my favorite Ork army builds is pretty close to that one. Lots of toys on the board, trukks to fling squads around and the Koptas just look incredibly cool.

finally got the family portraits taken of my orks now that the first 1000 points and some change are complete

Democratic Primary Democratic Primary. Initial results. Candidate First round votes Votes First round vote share Pct. First round Final round votes Votes Final round vote share Pct. Final round Andrew M. Cuomo 0 +0.0% 0.0% Initial ranked-choice tallies expected next Tuesday. Zohran Mamdani 0 +0.0% 0.0 Brad Lander 0 +0.0% 0.0 Scott M. Stringer 0 +0.0% 0.0 Total reported 0

This is totally unprecedented, but the New York Times has reported that *nobody* has voted in the New York City Mayoral Primary Election. There will not be a mayor of New York ever again.

I did The Matrix IRL

Meme image using the popular “Trade Offer” format, featuring Duke Nukem edited over the original character. The top text reads “⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️”. On the left side: “I RECEIVE: Rights to a cult classic.” On the right side: “YOU RECEIVE: A show with zero understanding of why Duke worked in the first place.” Duke stands in his iconic red tank top, sunglasses, and bullet straps, looking stern and unimpressed. The meme critiques the recent announcement of a Duke Nukem series by a creator fans believe doesn’t understand the character.

Adi Shankar trolls with mad cocaine energy. I laughed hardest at “game sales will go up” as if whatever show that comes out with with six episodes three years from now is gonna boost sales of the latest Duke Nukem game, Duke Nukem Forever. “Apache software” made me legitimately angry for a second.

Reporter: Five fellow mayoral candidates came here within 90 minutes of you being arrested and called for your release. What does that say about the tenor of the mayor's race?

Lander: Was one of them Andrew Cuomo?

Reporter: It was not.

Lander: Imagine that!

Brad has been released and the crowd breaks into a chant of “Free them all.”

tell it to the toxoplasmosis, pal

Gene Wilder born #OnThisDay, seen here photographed at 20th Century-Fox Studios in Los Angeles on the set of the 🇺🇸American comedy horror “YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN” (1974) with co-stars Teri Garr, Marty Feldman, Peter Boyle and director Mel Brooks

#filmsky #moviesky

🎬 #GeneWilderDay

Turning sideways and shimmying into my shower like it’s a hidden load screen in a game.

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

the famous Doomsday Clock, from the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, edited to read, "It is 89 seconds to Lowtax."

I spent way too long on this

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake