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@jaxxyrabbit.bsky.social

The best f(boing)in Bluesky account you'll ever see! Also please doordash me food I'm broke and hungry. (Parody) Dating: @clevertheperson.bsky.social

46 Followers  |  16 Following  |  72 Posts  |  Joined: 18.10.2024  |  1.6925

Latest posts by jaxxyrabbit.bsky.social on Bluesky

Gonna shit on Kingers bed

07.03.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've only been responding to Ragatha's texts with ReactBot phrases

05.03.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My boyfriend such a bitch

04.02.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She threw away my birthday cake ☹️

02.02.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The child deserved it

02.02.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eggs are now $10 over here, fuck this shit. Why can't rabbits lay eggs, I would love to eat my own spawn but Nooooo, I have to settle for eating the leftovers from that nursery adventure.

02.02.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy New Year's, I'm going to wrap up Gangle as a ball and drop her at midnight

31.12.2024 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do I have so many followers, I literally don't post on here. Y'all must be masochists or some shit if you try to get close to me.

23.12.2024 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes the asshole is a trans ally, we all have something positive about ourselves.

23.12.2024 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bully trans people by using their correct pronouns whenever they feel dysphoric

23.12.2024 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This job sucks so much.

21.12.2024 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look up

17.12.2024 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Just got off work, fuck me dude..

17.12.2024 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

No?

17.12.2024 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I can't stop dropping comically large anvils on people

07.12.2024 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm the woke rabbit! I'm the gay one she's talking about!

06.12.2024 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I shot Gangle with a gun

02.12.2024 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys, I don't poison the food, I only spit in it okay!

29.11.2024 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I get hungry, I can easily cook her πŸ€€πŸ˜‹

27.11.2024 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna try turning Pomni into a hamster later

26.11.2024 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No you aren't bucko

26.11.2024 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate monarchs

20.11.2024 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna kill Kinger tonight, idgaf anymore

20.11.2024 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss my boyfriend bestie xoxo rawr XD uwu

18.11.2024 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why does everyone hold me like that

16.11.2024 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally

16.11.2024 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just ran over Gangle with a truck

16.11.2024 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody does, don't pride yourself

16.11.2024 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

16.11.2024 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

<3

16.11.2024 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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