Evey

Whenever you play a video game, you are the player character’s Thetan. I don’t make the rules. Scientology is canon to every video game. I’m so sorry

Leon: “I didn’t hit any of her vitals. On account of the fact that the Thetan controlling me isn’t very good at this game”

He is searching for Elpis

Do you think Leon realized that man’s Christian name was H.U.N.K.?

Anna: Leon’s at his limit
Me: H.U.N.K. brought him there

Explained H.U.N.K. to my wife last night

That was wild. I think I liked it? The Grace sections were perfection IMO. Leon’s sections were good but not quite my tempo

CAPCOM has created the ultimate 67 joke by disguising Resident Evil 6 as Resident Evil 7

lol also somehow the definitive sequel to Resident Evil 6 (complimentary)

Ozwell E Spencer that Endzwell E Spencer

This game is honestly wild structurally, in a good way. I like that we’re in an era where AAA games can harbor major surprises

It’s funny the people you see in your day to day who become minor nameless characters. There’s not really a reason to meet them; doing so would shatter the illusion and replace it with a new one. In these moments I love being alive, to see, to perceive. I love the unspoken mysteries people harbor

There’s woman who smokes on the balcony across the street and I think she’s the coolest human being ever

Village is a comfort game for me, but Resident Evil: Requiem feels like the true sequel to Re7

My heart aches for my trans siblings. I hate that the world treats us like this. But I'm so happy all of us are here.

Rewriting the book on self care: when I take a break, I’m merely taking the advice of Olympic gold medalist Alysa Liu

Switch 2 is wild because I gotta choose if I’d rather play Animal Crossing or Cyberpunk

It’s about cry, it’s about glower, we stay yearning, like a flower

I swear I’m not being contrarian, Pokemon just doesn’t give me the happy chems it did as a kid and I’m honestly so glad. Nintendo really squeeze, Rabban, squeezes those fans

That class in general I was so obsessed w/our teacher that I kept correspondence with her up into the Covid 19 pandemic. Which honestly says about as much about our high school’s culture as anything lol

I have doubted my gayness and every time I’ve done so I violently flash back to high school English where I was obsessed with the name Olivia and her relationship with “Sebastian” in Twelfth Night (I imagined I was “Sebastian”)

I have doubted my transness and every time I do I violently flash back to the lit crit class where my teacher was discussing Freud and I raised my hand and said “is it possible to have vagina envy?”

Had to be wild being my English teacher because every time I sat down for class I was just blurting out “In eighteen years I’ll realize I’m a very gay woman”

Loser from the jerk store in loser glasses

You thought you knew this woman.
Now: Get to know her mom!

Instagram’s new thing has been recommending I follow the moms of women I know

Turns out I forgot to turn off autopay

I am now rested and can once again feel some kinds of way 😔

So tired I can’t feel any kind of way about anything 👍🏼

I’ve never been happier to find the door deadbolted when I got home

Think the limerence cycle has nearly expired—but if we act now, we could possibly renew for a discount!