I did!

I smell projection....

I hate apple watches. They don't work. Can you all stop talking into your wrist like this is a 90s spy movie?

What cliche, women in power are bitchy and demanding but we'll give that loser man a free pass because oh he was trying his best.🙄

It's definitely interesting 👀

One day 🍊 will die. And then Melania will sell her story to Netflix and that's how we'll learn about the Epstein Files.

Do you think she's been signing for 🍊 since he's lost coordination? Do you think he's singing for her?

a dog wearing glasses sits at a computer keyboard Alt: a dog wearing glasses sits at a computer keyboard

Especially if it's connected to the Internet.

No matter how funny Gavin Newsom's staff writers are, remember he has a very punchable face.

That's what I'm saying. Don't let the DNC put up another faux left candidate.

There's no difference between 👵🏼 and 🍊. He's greedy, protects the elite, and routinely oversteps his office.

We have better options:
Tim Walz, Pete Buttigieg, Jeff Jackson, Greg Casar, Jasmine Crockett, JB Pritzker

That's why we should elect a woman.

Stop Boycotting.

Buy less.

High interest rates are actually an opportunity for us to SAVE money.

Stopping over consumption is good for the earth and your wallet.

That will hurt big business.

I agree he would have voted for Biden. I think he'd have some strong opinions on the GOP's interpretation of the bible.

There's a line where Peggy says he's a bad liar. He has the same tell when he claims to have voted for Obama. 👀

Looking forward to the next season.

Why are you so mean?!?! 😭

😄 I meant dealing with Dale and GH going to faux Hater Tate boot camp.

I'd think Hank had voted absentee?
You're right he definitely didn't vote for a NY liar, but could he stomach Hillary? I think she's also flight logs.

Definitely see the internal struggle in the new season.

Ignored the antidepressant shortage.

Justed vetoed AI regulation.

Received 27mil from Meta.

Another rich politician saying,"do as I say, not as I do"

"just stay home", lives in a mansion, hosts lavish fundraisers, sans-mask, at his winery.

His COVID restrictions delayed my dad's cancer diagnosis until it was too late.

Friend's hysterectomy for Endo was postponed yr+, she OD'ed

Growing up in California, watching king of the Hill with my Dad on Fox. Yeah, I thought Hank was conservative.

Rewatching the old seasons, I can see he clearly respects Ladybird far too much to be a Republican.

I laughed but I still don't forgive him.

Chat with Ben Canham. Offered me his twitter account and then blocked me.

Bruh, WTH.

It was weird, then it got weirder.

Follower: Take my Twitter account.

Me: uhm Why? No? You should keep it.

Follower: *Block*

🙄

I mean you can buy religious pardons. It works as long as you *believe* right? 😅

VRBO/Airbnb is wild. Let me pay 3x the price of a hotel to sit your grand parents floral couch from the 80s.

When I was a kid, I asked my mom how old she was. She said 34.

Whenever someone asked me how old my mom is, my instinct is to say 34.

Well today my mouth was faster than my brain.

Should have seen the doctor's face...😅

If you want to talk to me, I'll be lounging in my kiddie pool wearing my hello kitty one reading about social engineering and drinking a mocktail.

#zerofksgiven #idgaf #stayhydrated

The silver lining to this dumpster fire is being mad at men has stopped me from seeking their validation.

I'm not eating because a man is hungry, drinking because he's bored, sacrificing sleep for the gym, or wearing underwear that crawl up my butt.

My skin is clear, I'm 25# lighter.

I rescued a caterpillar today.

I appreciate you for not letting that tree limb kill me in my sleep.

If anyone has actually organized their life please help me.

On Monday I was having an allergy attack from bug bites.

There was a mega storm early Tuesday morning and 2 of my trees came down.

Now my toilet has exploded.

Is being an adult just hopping from one crisis to the next and lying about how bad it is?

Am I just failing as a person?