It's finally time I can tell y'all I performed a set at the Riyadh Comedy Festival!

I didn't want to say anything at first because I was afraid I would crash and bomb and that would be embarrassing.

But I can proudly say I killed it*!

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*a Saudi LGBTQ and Women's rights journalist

Markwayne Mullin, standing on a box hidden behind a podium so he can appear as tall as the debate opponent next to him.

Markwayne Mullin will be a step up from Kristi Noem.

Joe Rogan calls trans people "f**king perverts" & blames them for school shootings - LGBTQ Nation He's the world's most popular podcaster.

Remember how Joe Rogan was "just asking questions" about trans women and sports and didn't have a problem with trans people otherwise?

He's now a full on anti-trans genocidal fascist.

There is a reason you hold the line at sports.

After shooting Marimar Martinez FIVE times, DHS flat out lied—calling her a domestic terrorist and claiming she violently attacked DHS agents.

But body camera footage revealed a different story — one that proves ICE's lawless cruelty.

BREAKING: U.S. Central Command is now saying internally that this war against Iran is likely to last through September, per POLITICO

But there's only 3000 CBP and ICE in Minnesota.

peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer FOR THE LAST TIME HE CAN'T TACO EVEN IF HE WANTED TO THE REGION IS NOW FILLED WITH ESSENTIALLY INDEPENDENT WARLORDS WHO HAVE MISSLES AND DRONES AND THE HATE ALL THE ARAB NATIONS SURROUNDING THEM 3:41 PM · Mar 5, 2026 · 250 Views https://x.com/deepdishenjoyer/status/2029658607659192732

nobody seems to fucking get this!!!! "the enemy gets a vote" but moreover trump/israel deliberately killed all the people at the top controlling the enemy, which does not destroy the enemy but in fact turns them into a dozen new, smaller enemies!! I feel like i'm going fucking insane

Imagine 50 state governors agreeing to anything.

Something WAS happening last month. Now trump has united them.

The only diplomatic off-ramp I see now is Iran offering Trump a casino concession in downtown Teheran.

The trump Prince of Persia?

In other words, they’re not going to surrender, much less unconditionally. Trump will just announced that they have, when the mood strikes him.

god forbid someone makes a quick comment pointing out the obvious.

Yup.

Yikes.

Something something holding cards something.

Just sayin'

A lot of Jan 6ers could afford plane flights and a hotel in DC-lotta owner class-just sayin'

$50-100K is literally "working class".

LOL self-dentistry.

He's popular with *Independents which explains a LOT.
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*Independents = Republicans temporarily embarrassed by trump.

You're being too kind to a guy who retweets nazis and is a huge fan of a racist podcaster.

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MEDIOCRE!!!

Tate was trying to get to Dubai on a bus.

When they got to the Saudi border everyone was told to get off for passport and baggage checks and Tate decided to stay on - presumably because the bus was air conditioned and he didn't want to stand in a queue.

He then got detained by Saudi guards.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Trump fired Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and nominated Senator Markwayne Mullin to replace her.

Thank you to @legalmiga.bsky.social for the Thread on Mullin that inspired this video

He also is so afraid of being carjacked in DC that he doesn't wear a seatbelt:

I nominate Liz Cheney.