Cheesus Sliced

I don't even know who some of these people are.

Ew no.

I desperately need to know if there is a picture of a hissing cat in this book that could have scared a 2-3 year old.

A crying Florida Gator hugs a crying Florida State Seminole after yet another mass shooting that no one will do a fucking thing about.

In the middle of everything else that fucking sucks. It will never end.

They aren't even open on Saturdays. It feels like they're walking across the street to Lyrics . . .

Let's go and ask them if school children should get free food.

I'll take Denmark, please and thank you.

Of course she does. What constitution loving American doesn't want to deport citizens? Oh . . . wait . . .

Me: I'm doing so well budgeting this month! I should get myself a little treat.
Calendar: Ho, it is the 5th.

What kind of mind looks at a Cyber Truck and thinks "That's the one. That is the truck I want."?

Demented white woman wearing braids and gold chains.

@yamhilladvocate.bsky.social your arch nemesis has opinions.

Whoops #thingscouldbeworse #calamityware #worklife #officelife #coworkers #peoplearetheworst TikTok video by Calamityware

So people-y. So. Damn. People-y.

Sleeping calico cat hugging human head.

She's asleep on my head.

$300,000? Does he want a rope bridge over 99? He should go back the 70s 🌽 he walked out of.

Isn't he a Disney adult?

Free from hate and Firestone is an admin? Psssh! He's so hateful his eyes are crossed.

I'd hit Beth with a chair given half a chance.

But . . . He's an immigrant who came here illegally!? Please don't make me get back on Facebook.

David drives a school bus for a living, y'all. He's around your children.

Cheesus, Rebecca. Get some help. Pseudo-journalist spreading misinformation is too nice. She's a fekkin' liar with internet access.

Fight me.

This is kind of embarrassing. Think Taylor will leave before the end of the game to beat traffic?

It was Pfizer that got the waterworks.

Coca-Cola almost got the tears with that commercial, NGL. I wonder which company will get the award this year.

I fucking LOVE marching bands. Especially marching bands from HBCUs.

I logged onto Facebook for the first time in 2+ weeks and now I have a hankering to talk all the way down to MAGA cultists. I can't go back. I just can't.

Groundhog Club's Inner Circle - Punxsutawney Groundhog Club The Groundhog Club’s Inner Circle is a group of local dignitaries responsible for carrying on the tradition of Groundhog Day every year. They’re the ones who are not only responsible […]

This Groundhogs Day, remember that those guys in top hats give themselves nicknames like Thunder Conductor. The Thunder Conductor of Gobbler's Knob is the name of my band. www.groundhog.org/about/ground...

Green Kate Spade Highland Park Quin bag

Pink Kate Spade Cedar Street Maise

I found these Kate Spade bags at the thrift store this morning for $2 each. TWO DOLLARS EACH!!!!

Is anyone paying for like a tropical island caretaker? Qualifications: I love the beach and I know the words to several Jimmy Buffet songs.