"This week Iβve decided to set my own education curriculum: Double Staring at My ToβDo List, Single Panic Cleaning at Midnight, and then after free period, Advanced Googling 'How to Be a Functional Adult.'"
28.07.2025 12:47 β
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And of course if thugs were rioting about anything else they'd be calling for baton rounds and water cannons.
25.07.2025 08:18 β
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π 24
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π 0
"Running on caffeine, chaos, and questionable life choices."
19.07.2025 19:24 β
π 0
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"I'm not indecisiveβI'm just exploring every possible mistake with equal enthusiasm."
19.07.2025 18:03 β
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Thatβs it. Other tasks = bonus, not pressure.
Tweet 3:
Why it works?
It respects executive function limits, reduces overwhelm, and builds momentum without burnout.
Try it today: Pick 3. Let that be enough.
18.07.2025 13:56 β
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ADHD/autistic and overwhelmed by to-do lists?
Try a βMinimum Viable List.β It saved my sanity. π§ π§΅
Tweet 2:
Each day, pick 3 tasks:
π 1 must-do (urgent)
π§ 1 brain-heavy (deep work)
π 1 body-based (cleanup/admin)
........
18.07.2025 13:56 β
π 0
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"Success doesnβt ask how you feelβit rewards what you do."
Save it. Show up. Repeat.
06.07.2025 14:55 β
π 0
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π 0
"I'm not overwhelmedβI'm just multitasking stress with a touch of denial."
28.06.2025 09:25 β
π 0
π 0
π¬ 0
π 0
"I'm not overthinkingβIβm just rehearsing every possible way to mess this up."
27.06.2025 19:20 β
π 1
π 0
π¬ 0
π 0
"Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you're forgetting."
21.06.2025 08:17 β
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In honor of the father figure in your life go switch off the light that nobody is using β₯οΈ
15.06.2025 16:37 β
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π 6
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Good. The use of hotels was a) designed to immiserate the people in them to avoid a 'pull factor' (didn't work) and b) has been very bad for the towns in them. Now need to end the ban on people working while they claim asylum.
11.06.2025 11:47 β
π 701
π 128
π¬ 18
π 4
Farage wanting to bring back coal mining in Wales shows how little he understands the working class.
It's not mining coal that the area wants. Coal mining is filthy and dangerous. It's the well paid jobs and sense of community that coal mining created.
The Dulwich educated posh boy hadn't a clue.
09.06.2025 18:12 β
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π 8
"I'm not lostβIβm just taking the scenic route through poor life choices."
09.06.2025 08:22 β
π 0
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Oooh, you mean it's OK to leave, realise it's a mistake, then rejoin? π
07.06.2025 16:44 β
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π 79
"We cannot build bananas in America" is an all timer
05.06.2025 17:21 β
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π 90
Ben Habib - gone
Rupert Lowe - gone
Zia Yusuf - gone
If Nigel Farage can't even hold this tiny group together, imagine what a disaster he would be in government.
05.06.2025 17:58 β
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π 12
Today is a day for confirming one iron rule of politics. Horrible people are also horrible to each other.
05.06.2025 18:34 β
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π 4
this is going to end with a 150% tariff on tweeting, isn't it.
05.06.2025 19:52 β
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π¬ 25
π 5
We chose the right day to launch the share button
05.06.2025 20:35 β
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π 33
"I'm not socially awkward. I'm just selectively friendly with a touch of anxiety."
05.06.2025 20:33 β
π 0
π 0
π¬ 0
π 0
"Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you're forgetting."
02.06.2025 07:17 β
π 0
π 0
π¬ 0
π 0
Turns out Jim Ratcliffe is as good at owning football clubs as he was at understading Brexit.
23.05.2025 08:36 β
π 2555
π 356
π¬ 149
π 18
David's work on compulsory voting is both much more interesting and much more persuasive than I expected
23.05.2025 11:31 β
π 6
π 2
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π 0
Before: Morning wine was my βadult juice boxββpaired beautifully with denial and poor life choices.
After: Now I weaponise decaf coffee and a monthly Greggβs pasty like a nun with a loyalty card.
Insight:Turns out rock bottom had a basement. Also, sausage rolls taste better when youβre not crying.
18.05.2025 11:25 β
π 0
π 0
π¬ 0
π 0
Try it today: Pick one task youβre resisting. Pair it with a βthenβ reward. Make the deal. Keep it. Let dopamine do the heavy lifting.
12.05.2025 06:54 β
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βWhen I send that email, then I can have a biscuit.β
βWhen I fold the laundry, then I can watch 10 minutes of nonsense on my phone.β
Itβs not a bribe. Itβs a reward loop. And it actually works.
12.05.2025 06:54 β
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