Much like how I woke up on my wedding day
08.08.2025 14:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@joeiisntshortfor.bsky.social
Certified chaotic neutral. She/her. πΎπ§ΆβοΈ mother to one Offspring.
Much like how I woke up on my wedding day
08.08.2025 14:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Indignant, my child asked us if the protester was a Christian, and then what made someone a Christian. The next day, this child announced that they didnβt want to be a Christian. This poses the question: how does being an asshole in public win souls for Jesus?
28.07.2025 12:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This weekend, I took my Kid to Pride, as I have every year. This was the first year we got close to a very vocal protestor, who took it upon himself to tell my husband to take home our kid and put said kid in the shower (was covered in glitter). Husband yelled back.
28.07.2025 12:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks Bern. Was asking Scott Perryβs staffer to consider not ruining our lives today!
23.07.2025 21:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ozzy wasnβt always a good person, but his music reminds me of one. Itβs hard when something or someone from what my dad and I shared leaves this plane.
23.07.2025 21:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also not every problem is solved with a kitchen island.
15.07.2025 14:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hate the stylings of the Gaines coupleβ¦not because of their viewsβ¦because their style is basic and they reintroduced shiplap to a world that had already survived wood paneling
15.07.2025 13:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Woke up too early and the funny skeets arenβt in yet for the day. Just international news and sports news that even I donβt know about. Too late for hornyposting too.
15.07.2025 09:50 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0For anyone who thinks dancing is βeasy moneyβ
12.07.2025 13:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0listen, I'm very happy for you NYC, but "greatest city in the world" I'm going to need you to get real and get god
25.06.2025 18:21 β π 40 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0The Bubonic Plague has a higher approval rating than war with Iran.
23.06.2025 02:27 β π 1001 π 184 π¬ 18 π 21The news really sucks today.
Instead of boosting a harmful Supreme Court decision, hereβs something better:
a practical guide on how to support the LGBTQ+ youth in your life.
Because they deserve our attention, our protection, and our love. ππ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ
www.thetrevorproject.org/resources/ar...
1. The US Transgender Survey has finally been released, and the results are stunning.
- <1% of people are less satisfied after HRT.
- The most common reason for detransition, pausing transition, or stopping transition is transphobia.
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Brian Wilson's favorite song: Shortenin' Bread
Brian Wilson's favorite movie: Norbit
Brian Wilson's favorite book: The Bible, but he wasn't religious
When your fallopian tubes being called unremarkable is a huge compliment
10.06.2025 12:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0waffle house did nothing wrong, doesn't deserve this
06.06.2025 05:10 β π 62 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Governor Tim W... @GovTimWalz Homemade caramel popcorn. A picture of Tim Walz making caramel popcorn.
Walz is ready for the next round.
06.06.2025 05:15 β π 9137 π 801 π¬ 137 π 72This is a step-by-step tutorial for beginner knitters about making colourful Latvian braids in the round and back and forth.
Watch full tutorial
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtff...
#knitting #knit #knitsky #handknit
#beginnerknitter #knitwear #crochet
#handmade #colorwork #justknitting #cables
I hope you take comfort in knowing that your campaign made me feel closer and more connected with my neighbors!
06.06.2025 17:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1"Are you rooting against Trump or Elon?"
Yes.
Ironic that I get sterilized the day that our nationβs toxic fathers are breaking upβ¦because itβs their version of our government that made me nervous enough to decommission my uterus to avoid from Handmaidβs Tale bullshit
06.06.2025 17:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Most gender affirming care provided is for cisgender folks, not trans folks. Hereβs a list:
-Erectile dysfunction meds
-HRT (low T/estrogen)
-Breast reduction
-Post mastectomy reconstruction
-Gynecomastia surgery
-Hair transplants
-Hair removal
-Circumcision/repair
Feel free to add more.
We experimented with making paper out of fiber flax co-product! The co-products are things like tow, shive, dust, etc - anything that isn't used for long line fiber!
A special thank you to paperTHINKtank for helping us in this journey, and to Awbury Arboretum for giving us an excuse to do this π
Guillermo del Toro knows what bisexuals want.
01.06.2025 13:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Pride Month 2025 π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
Be gay do crow stuff
#pridemonth #pridecrows
How bad is penndot going to be today?
31.05.2025 12:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Missy and Tilly napping
Beached corgis.
22.05.2025 19:30 β π 719 π 28 π¬ 19 π 0There is not an attractive man in the city of Pittsburgh. Fight me .
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