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@joeiisntshortfor.bsky.social

Certified chaotic neutral. She/her. πŸΎπŸ§Άβ™οΈ mother to one Offspring.

59 Followers  |  54 Following  |  213 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.6857

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Much like how I woke up on my wedding day

08.08.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Indignant, my child asked us if the protester was a Christian, and then what made someone a Christian. The next day, this child announced that they didn’t want to be a Christian. This poses the question: how does being an asshole in public win souls for Jesus?

28.07.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This weekend, I took my Kid to Pride, as I have every year. This was the first year we got close to a very vocal protestor, who took it upon himself to tell my husband to take home our kid and put said kid in the shower (was covered in glitter). Husband yelled back.

28.07.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Bern. Was asking Scott Perry’s staffer to consider not ruining our lives today!

23.07.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ozzy wasn’t always a good person, but his music reminds me of one. It’s hard when something or someone from what my dad and I shared leaves this plane.

23.07.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also not every problem is solved with a kitchen island.

15.07.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate the stylings of the Gaines couple…not because of their views…because their style is basic and they reintroduced shiplap to a world that had already survived wood paneling

15.07.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Woke up too early and the funny skeets aren’t in yet for the day. Just international news and sports news that even I don’t know about. Too late for hornyposting too.

15.07.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For anyone who thinks dancing is β€œeasy money”

12.07.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

listen, I'm very happy for you NYC, but "greatest city in the world" I'm going to need you to get real and get god

25.06.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Bubonic Plague has a higher approval rating than war with Iran.

23.06.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1001    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 21
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Friends & Family Support Systems for LGBTQ+ Youth Discover ways to support LGBTQ+ young people through FAQs and educational resources for friends and family members.

The news really sucks today.

Instead of boosting a harmful Supreme Court decision, here’s something better:
a practical guide on how to support the LGBTQ+ youth in your life.

Because they deserve our attention, our protection, and our love. πŸ’–πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

www.thetrevorproject.org/resources/ar...

18.06.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 974    πŸ” 460    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 12
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Largest Trans Survey Ever: Top Reason Trans People Stop Transitioning Is Transphobia β€œIn almost every single case, the reason was anti-trans discrimination in the form of pressure to β€˜detransition’ from one’s family, friends, or community.”

1. The US Transgender Survey has finally been released, and the results are stunning.

- <1% of people are less satisfied after HRT.
- The most common reason for detransition, pausing transition, or stopping transition is transphobia.

The latest from S. Baum.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

11.06.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9270    πŸ” 3965    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 144

Brian Wilson's favorite song: Shortenin' Bread
Brian Wilson's favorite movie: Norbit
Brian Wilson's favorite book: The Bible, but he wasn't religious

11.06.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

When your fallopian tubes being called unremarkable is a huge compliment

10.06.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

waffle house did nothing wrong, doesn't deserve this

06.06.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Governor Tim W...
@GovTimWalz
Homemade caramel popcorn.

A picture of Tim Walz making caramel popcorn.

Governor Tim W... @GovTimWalz Homemade caramel popcorn. A picture of Tim Walz making caramel popcorn.

Walz is ready for the next round.

06.06.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9137    πŸ” 801    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 72
Latvian Braid Worked in the Round and Back and Forth
YouTube video by 10rowsaday Latvian Braid Worked in the Round and Back and Forth

This is a step-by-step tutorial for beginner knitters about making colourful Latvian braids in the round and back and forth.

Watch full tutorial
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtff...

#knitting #knit #knitsky #handknit
#beginnerknitter #knitwear #crochet
#handmade #colorwork #justknitting #cables

04.06.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you take comfort in knowing that your campaign made me feel closer and more connected with my neighbors!

06.06.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

"Are you rooting against Trump or Elon?"

Yes.

06.06.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ironic that I get sterilized the day that our nation’s toxic fathers are breaking up…because it’s their version of our government that made me nervous enough to decommission my uterus to avoid from Handmaid’s Tale bullshit

06.06.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most gender affirming care provided is for cisgender folks, not trans folks. Here’s a list:

-Erectile dysfunction meds
-HRT (low T/estrogen)
-Breast reduction
-Post mastectomy reconstruction
-Gynecomastia surgery
-Hair transplants
-Hair removal
-Circumcision/repair

Feel free to add more.

06.06.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We experimented with making paper out of fiber flax co-product! The co-products are things like tow, shive, dust, etc - anything that isn't used for long line fiber!

A special thank you to paperTHINKtank for helping us in this journey, and to Awbury Arboretum for giving us an excuse to do this 😁

06.06.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guillermo del Toro knows what bisexuals want.

01.06.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Pride Month 2025 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
Be gay do crow stuff

#pridemonth #pridecrows

01.06.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 39792    πŸ” 13416    πŸ’¬ 273    πŸ“Œ 148

How bad is penndot going to be today?

31.05.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Missy and Tilly napping

Missy and Tilly napping

Beached corgis.

22.05.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 719    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0

There is not an attractive man in the city of Pittsburgh. Fight me .

18.05.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.05.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5266    πŸ” 1026    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 73

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