none of your twee spooky names impress me

JP got off with lockie before he married his sister and told the Catholic priest at the wedding. during the train crash they get squished together and go gay again, then the train explodes (because Calvin Valentine’s brother sonny caused a fire) and they get blown ten ft in the air. in kilts.

loooooooool

ooooh, good catch - I’ll tell great aunt linda to recreate it

imagine having this range

true art

Lockie and John Paul McQueen being thrown from an exploding train in hollyoaks end of the line (2014)

The doctor carrying peri back to the tardis in caves of androzani (1984)

calling the helpline to make sure they know the same guy directed both of these

son’s telling me some facts about lanzarote

- it’s an island
- it’s in the water
- linda is there
- it’s not here

Data availability The data that support the findings of this study are available upon request from the corresponding author. The RNA sequencing data is available at https://doi.org/10.6084/m9.figshare.29242037.v2

please sir, can I see the numbers? okay, but you need to personally contact the mouse snapping guy for that.

errrrr... it’s fine, I’ll just guess

thank you

i hate that you know this too (you’ve got a brain science degree, right?)

like I’m anti-cure anyway, but the mice stuff? why are they murdering mice over us???

me: i don’t want a cure, just acceptance and some simple accommodations

scientist: i pulled the head off a thousand mouses

so… so i can have a zillion ladybug friends?

there’s no such thing as autistic mice. fuck you

I hate science

[long, boring, largely incomprehensible description of mouse study] “approved euthanasia methods were used to sacrifice mice, specifically co2 inhalation… cervical dislocation was performed two minutes after cessation of breathing.”

does that mean they pulled their fuckin heads off?!

i want ladybug friends

take me with youuuuuuu

d’awwwww

Paul burley Japan counter working overtime rn

yeah, it’s exactly this!

one of our current proposals is for government to have access to claimant bank accounts, people were all for it till they realised that means everyone - not just the unemployed - and suddenly pensioners and parents getting £10 child benefit a week are like ‘hold onnnnnn’

(was actually creasing at Maxine chasing dodger while nine months pregnant. what are you gonna do woman, your cervix is dilating, the poor guy’ll get sucked right in)

loooooooool

YouTube video by Louis Barfe How - Fred Dinenage's 3ft long egg

Gala Pie making on #gbbo, so what more excuse do you need to see Fred Dinenage explain how to make a 3ft long egg. (With thanks to @cheeseford.bsky.social for putting on the Youtube) #BakeOff

m.youtube.com/watch?v=d3Ng...

neurotypicality is a myth as in an ideal concept that cannot exist in material reality

but it is also a social construct that does exist in material reality

because nothing is just one thing

everything is lots of things

hollyoaks reading out the helpline number for anyone else whose husband went gay during a hen night train explosion

I dunk dark chocolate in humous

Manchester! Sheffield! Todmorden! Let's have you!

They are determined to reduce the amount of people claiming benefits by deeming some people undisabled, swinging between anxiety/depression and autism/adhd as targets. benefit cuts are populist in theory but people oppose when they see the small print (because so many households receive a benefit)

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao he’s so fucking ugly

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

id ace being a panda - lazy, vegan and terrible at fucking