none of your twee spooky names impress me

it’s very cool, is it all housing?

some of us saw this at the cinema, why you are treating us like rubes

Netflix: we have added a film you might like - the boss baby (2017)

yes

i didn’t realise houses with words on top were a real thing. thought it was something they made up for spiderman

heart rate either dipped or spiked while I was sleeping, can’t tell which because the watch i wear especially for that purpose took no readings between yesterday afternoon and when i woke up 🙃🙃🙃

lmaooooo

do you think that’s what trump’s going for

eyeing that emdash suspiciously

So, I paid a man to do this - a man I had great rapport with, and knew to be sincere and thoughtful, and found attractive but did not want to date. I paid him $500 a week, for four weeks straight, in exchange for six hours of his time each Thursday

I asked if he would do this weird thing, which was to gently rest his hand on top of my (fully clothed) vulva, and keep it there for a bit, and send it gallantry and protection, and he did.

could have done that yourself, dipshit

don’t want to use one result as too much of a bellwether, but when the electorate were given a clear choice rather than 2 parties looking in the same direction…

deagaggagly

it’s chib monday

Brenna can hiv her races tae Federal Tings, as lang's sheu taks back better daels; fer aa her haivers sheu kens gowd an refuses tae quyt. Yaas, thir aye a wey. Fer her pairt, Brenna is slippan fae ae draem tae the tither, fae crisis tae revolution. In waarm wakkan, sheu thinks on organisan an reorganisan, coories closser, fer in this theoretical bed thir futures tae be maed.

slippan fae ae draem tae the tither

so much time and effort and words are wasted on the autistic/with autism debacle, a nothingburger which stems a zombie fact arising from an internet poll

Notes 1. We recognize that preferences for the use of person first versus identity-first language can vary within the autism self-advocacy community. To respect diverse preferences, we alternate between both in this paper.

lmao

absolutely

in the early 00s there was an incel autism forum/ideology where men who believed they were a more intelligent super race separate to neurotypicals could move to an aspie island, concentrate on their special interests and repopulate the earth. every autism influencer speaks like them now

People have said this before, but it's weird that if you are in the Bluesky age demographic of 38 to 42, young people right now are talking *exactly* like the incel loser 4chan dweebs you encountered 15 years ago.

They're using words you deeply associated, long ago, with incel CSAM dweebs on chans

i am glad they have hit upon literally raking through baby’s shit, looking for autism. aspirational

MARBLES has been running for 20 years now

Oh dear me. Having found nothing, they pin hope on a result that is significant “before adjusting for multiple comparisons”. People: this adjustment is not optional. It’s clear nobody will ever give up on this quest.

Richie: It's a Noddy video. Correction, a BLANK Noddy video
Eddie: Correct! Merry Christmas!
Richie: Well what use is that?
Eddie: Well you can use it to record Noddy on

the nineties were rough, man

lmaoooooo

a disappointed Brian Harvey

why did i think this was richard herring

did you steal trainspotting

first time i watched it was at my rich friend nina’s common people squat flat

i watched pulp fiction with a guy who later died of a cocaine-induced cardiac arrest

also his missus got on the smack train and last time i saw her she was shoplifting in mothercare

i need to get out more

For if it be true that one man cannot be purfect in every arte and profefsion, and therefore in cafes out of our owne callings, we do depend apon thofe which have beene trayned up in other particular fubjects, beleeiving men in their owne profefsions: Why fhould we not prefer the iudgements of Phifitions in & queftion concerning the actions and pafsions of mans bodie (the proper fubiect ef that profefsion) before our owne conceites; as we do she opinions of Divines, Lawyers, Artificers, & c. in their proper Elements, Neither have I done this as taking upon me to reforme the mindes of men which are not under my charge for I could willingly haue permitted euery man to enioy his owne opinion :) But being a Phifition and iudging in my confcience that thefe matters have beene miftaken by the common people; I thought good to make knowne the doctrine of this difeafe, fo as maybe in a vulgar tongue conveniently difclofed, to the end that the unlearned and fis conceits might be thereby brought to better un-derftanding

the little sarky smiley in this 1600s text is is sending me