none of your twee spooky names impress me

it’s a localism based on people sheltering under the bridge in the rain, how an AI picked that up is anyone’s guess

Pic of mousketeer giger

Fan letter to Starlog from 1980, featuring a rare photo of H.R. Giger in a Mickey Mouse hat

he’s doing me favourite weegie thing, replacing c with z

dezember

a man with a surprised look on his face and the words oh that 's not gonna happen Alt: that’s not gonna happen

me looking at planned gigs in glesga next month like

i’m going to find out who graffitied “Charlie Kirk ❤️” under the denburn, and then i’m going to batter them 🙂

nowadays if someone asks me to play cards i just go no thanks

also when i was a teen a guy invited me to his house to play the sex addicts card game and afterward i was surprised that he wanted to have sex because the hint just wasn’t there for me

you have to lack self awareness to gain self awareness

the most autistic thing I ever did was answer ‘yes’ when my teen boyfriend asked if his friend was better looking than he was, because I didn’t understand the question was a test

why would you work in this area if you think it’s been bad since 2006

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

that sounds kinda nice!

cant remember if i told you this before

- my gp sent me to psych after i was diagnosed, the psych had never met an autistic woman before so she went to fetch another psych (🚨) and he’d never met an autistic woman before either

i’ve never seen a clumber spaniel before. epic dog. what a lad

you didn’t used to have to actively run away from news, it was finite and would end

when i was a kid there wasn’t enough news so they’d fill the last five minutes of the news with a skateboarding dog or a dolphin that had a weird nose

oh fucking hell

The autistic spectrum has been stretched to breaking point. Being autistic used to mean you were either
a) a young boy who only communicates in six-digit primes & is the sole witness to a terrible murder
b) Dustin Hoffman
Now they've grandfathered in ladies, folk with *zero* Sonic OCs, the Dutch etc

yeah! what does this button do? where’s ceefax

also i tried to search up a flock of seagulls on my speaker thingy and it played a song called flick my bean instead. i was not built for these times.

today i saw dog poo in the shape of a cock and balls

can’t improve on perfection

there's no alt text here which is unfortunate because we have located the most y2k a car has ever been and everyone needs to know about it.

the entire body is clear. i mean you can see the guts just like a gameboy but with better clarity oh my god it's wonderful

toddlers could do better

just… just died on floor 6 of StS

eeeek

who’s under 25 nowadays anyway

fucking no one

now there’s someone in tesco moaning about being IDed

just you wait till they take one look at you and slam the ‘clearly over 25‘ button so fast you think they’re auditioning for jeopardy son