He fuckin rules.
28.02.2026 22:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He fuckin rules.
28.02.2026 22:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't worry, nothing happened today
28.02.2026 21:59 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A doorway, through which can be seen a pantry/laundry with shelves of canned goods, washer, dryer, etc.
Label above the doorway, which has been altered to say FOOP
One of my daughters has labeled most of the things in the house, and I don't know when she did this, but the other daughter altered the one above the pantry door (it originally said FOOD). I needed that laugh SO MUCH today.
28.02.2026 21:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The idea of a legislative body representing the population having the ability to check the ultimate power of a countryβs leader sounds really neat. Someone should write that down.
28.02.2026 19:42 β π 3126 π 642 π¬ 48 π 22
No wonder Trump went to war with Iran in the dead of night, with the Capitol empty, most Americans soundly asleep
This war is illegal. Full stop. The worst abuse of presidential power in American history aims to cement a dictatorship on U.S. soil
My instant column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...
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28.02.2026 12:41 β π 56 π 37 π¬ 2 π 1AAAAAHHH
28.02.2026 19:41 β π 32 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0Meghan McCain tweet (@MeghanMcCain) "Remember when every maga personality screamed at the top of their lungs that anyone with the last name McCain was a blood thirsty neocon warmonger who would bomb Iran and had no place in the Republican Party? Yea I didnβt forget that either."
me: (going to bed after learning our government is again starting a starkly unjustifiable war of aggression that could have horrific consequences for the region and world) (I suddenly jolt awake) bah!!! how is John McCain's dumbest child handling this??
28.02.2026 16:20 β π 345 π 37 π¬ 8 π 7Iran's Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead, senior Israeli official tells Reuters.
28.02.2026 19:42 β π 174 π 86 π¬ 35 π 46HOLY FUCKING SHIT
28.02.2026 19:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0LOL
27.02.2026 06:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Write it down: Cory Alexander said something I agree with
25.02.2026 01:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0tweet from lisa desjardins reporting SOTU might be up to 3 hours long
Itβs both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. menβs hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Womenβs team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas
24.02.2026 21:22 β π 10683 π 1807 π¬ 361 π 169DAMN, Duke-Michigan was hell of a game! I am slap wore out. π
22.02.2026 02:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm sure 80% of the zero property they're sure to recover will get us far π
20.02.2026 01:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I did live in NJ for several years, but had zero income during that time. Also, these supposed claims are in my maiden name; I had gotten married in FL and changed my last name 7+ years prior to moving. Seems legit.
19.02.2026 22:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I got, and I'm not making this up, THIRTEEN letters in today's mail from "Garden State Treasury Claims LLC" saying they can help me recover some kind of unclaimed asset being held by the NJ State Treasury.
19.02.2026 22:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FUCK. YES. π€π€
19.02.2026 19:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it fair to say that the Trump regime is actually dumber than President Camacho's government in Idiocracy? Camacho, after all, ultimately empowers a smart guy (Luke Wilson) to actually solve society's problems. Ain't no Luke Wilson among the grifters and sycophants that surround Trump these days.
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19.02.2026 19:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Andrew was arrested... ON HIS BIRTHDAY. So delightfully rude.
19.02.2026 19:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
These aren't people. They are barely creatures.
There is no suffering that would surpass what they deserve.
This UNC - NC State game is DELIGHTFUL
18.02.2026 01:54 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A round fluffy orange cat sleeps on top of a gray paisley bedspread, face down on a mini Pillow Pet monkey, with his back feet stretched out to touch a pair of sock-clad human feet. HOW FLIPPING CUTE IS THIS
Buster has been the absolute cutest lately
16.02.2026 21:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
15.02.2026 05:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Being a completist is painful sometimes. I'm watching season 5 of The Last Kingdom, and it is DREADFUL, and yet, I keep watching.
14.02.2026 03:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
yep, they're still at it in LA and Portland too
the media is gonna be like "time for a new narrative" and it's so important to keep talking about how none of the cities they invaded have become more safe since the spotlight shifted away from them
YELLING AT THE RIGHT PEOPLE WORKS
13.02.2026 05:15 β π 160 π 37 π¬ 2 π 0UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA MARK KELLY, Plaintiff, Civil Case No. 26-81 (RJL) V. PETE HEGSETH, et al., Defendants. MEMORANDUM OPINION February 12, 2026 [Dkt. #2] United States Senator Mark Kelly, a retired naval officer, has been censured by Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth for voicing certain opinions on military actions and policy. In addition, he has been subjected to proceedings to possibly reduce his retirement rank and pay and threatened with criminal prosecution if he continues to speak out on these issues. Secretary Hegseth relies on the well-established doctrine that military servicemembers enjoy less vigorous First Amendment protections given the fundamental obligation for obedience and discipline in the armed forces. Unfortunately for Secretary Hegseth, no court has ever extended those principles to retired servicemembers, much less a retired servicemember serving in Congress and exercising oversight responsibility over the military. This Court will not be the first to do so!
Worse still, Secretary Hegseth contends that this Court is not yet competent to decide the issues in this case. He and his fellow Defendants argue that military personnel 1 Case 1:26-cv-00081-RJL Document 37 Filed 02/12/26 Page 2 of 29 decisions are exempt from judicial review and, in any event, that Senator Kelly should first be required to go through the military appeals process so the military can have the first crack at adjudicating his First Amendment rights. I disagree. This Court has all it needs to conclude that Defendants have trampled on Senator Kelly's First Amendment freedoms and threatened the constitutional liberties of millions of military retirees. After all, as Bob Dylan famously said, "You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows." To say the least, our retired veterans deserve more respect from their Government, and our Constitution demands they receive it! Senator Kelly's First Amendment claim is not only justiciable; he is likely to succeed on the merits. He has also shown irreparable harm, and the balance of the equities fall decidedly in his favor. As such, his motion for a preliminary injunction on his First Amendment claim is hereby GRANTED.
BREAKING: Judge blocks Hegseth effort to punish Sen. Kelly.
"This Court has all it needs to conclude that Defendants have trampled on Senator Kelly's First Amendment freedoms and threatened the constitutional liberties of millions of military retirees."
Background: www.lawdork.com/p/breaking-k...
I love the phrase "bear with me," because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success."
Shamelessly stolen from a FB friend
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