Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower

hacked into eggman's computer and found... ten... terabytes. worth of selfies.

h e l p

I am going to punt orbot into the fucking sun.

...Every time I see a new me pop up the look on my brother's face makes me wonder if im about to get a sibling.

I don't think he's good, Sonic :(

haha get hugged, idiot

"I once caught sonic trying to eat a chaos emerald."

mmmm mint :)

[He posts a picture of sonic kneeling down working in a massive garden]

nerd.

IM LIKE TWO FEET TALL GIVE ME SOME SLACK

no way--- teto :0

[just a thirty second video of sonic trying and failing to get a bigass box through the front door and failing miserably]

Today somebody sent me a sock by accident when sending in their board.

...

Do i give it back with a note or just throw it away... like? what do I do here?

Im going insane actually. Jet Set Radio - Future on pc is insane. I already have enough projects---

NOOOOOOOOOO

Vitimans. Nutrients. Bleh. I need none of it. I will subsist solely on mints and chocolate milk.

Autism

He runs a very successful extreme gear customization and repair business.

He's been considering branching out into other fields, but is a bit busy at the moment.

"It's tasty, though."

[they say like tails doesn't have a tracker on his ass post forces.]

Oh my god, they decompiled the xbox???

He stares back. shoving another handful of mints in his mouth

Recently, portals have been opening across universes. I am unsure if it's the work of e**m*n or a greater force or that jerk manipulating the greater force.

but as we are now more able to interact with our alternate selves and lives, I urge you to be careful.

I am unsure of the long-term effects.

'OTL

Yesss, Sonic.

Because its cool.

...

ur not gonna get onto me about swearing?

THAT MEANS I CAN SWEAR!!!!

EGGMAN IS A BITCHASS MOTHER FUCKKK!!!!!

:)

Sonic doesn't know im here yet