@bcthornton.bsky.social
Dad & former widower. Man about town, civil servant, sometimes writer, among other things. In my spare time I run a theatre and a cemetery. Picton, Ontario.
It's All Saints Day. I'm going as Sexy Ignatius of Loyola.
01.11.2025 12:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Halloween is when I miss Regis Philbin the most.
31.10.2025 13:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another vintage Blue Jays tie.
#wantitall
Just found this old scouting report. Jays fans, we could be in trouble if they let this Munster fellow play.
youtu.be/OKBpn13P5oQ?...
Stress-eating a bucket of fried blue jays.
21.10.2025 00:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rockin' the vintage #BlueJays tie at work today.
20.10.2025 13:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is mild to moderate anxiety in Mudville.
#BlueJays
Apologies for not adding alt text to all these photos. My cat is screaming her head off and if I don't let her outside right this instance, where I have to accompany her, I might die.
Style lessons from Robert Redford, one of the most stylish men in the last century. 🧵
16.09.2025 18:49 — 👍 10573 🔁 1908 💬 186 📌 278
16.09.2025 16:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
With the older two now off at university, this is what back-to-school feels like for the 8-year-old. Great Scott!
02.09.2025 13:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I was a kid watching Star Wars movies, I wanted a lightsaber. Now all I want is a Bacta tank.
31.08.2025 13:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Raising hell in the local paper again. @pictongazette.bsky.social
21.08.2025 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Forget the Batmobile or Bond's Aston Martin - this is the coolest car in all of moviedom.
09.08.2025 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0August 1st is the mid-life crisis of summer. There's still time left, but not as much as you thought.
01.08.2025 11:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blue Jays up 6-1 in Chicago against the White Sox and there's a rain delay? Is this Pope Leo's doing?
09.07.2025 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't know if this is Covid or Blue Jays fever, but either way it's hard to breathe.
07.07.2025 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you know John Adams and Thomas Jefferson both died on the 4th of July, 1826 - the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence - of auto-erotic asphyxiation?
#4thofJuly
Vintage grape nuts cereal ad. An anthropomorphic box of G-nuts with thick sexy legs holds a man in a suit from behind.
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
04.12.2024 00:14 — 👍 4344 🔁 907 💬 117 📌 100
I think the Hudson's Bay Company should go back to its roots and just focus on beaver pelts. Nothing but beaver pelts. Just trapping and skinning thousands of beavers. It's worth a shot, isn't it? Elbows up!
15.05.2025 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Your Holiness, what name do you choose to use as our new Pope?
The new Pope:
It's so hard to get the kids to bed on Conclave Eve.
06.05.2025 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They don't write enough songs anymore about how good black cars look in the shade.
02.05.2025 11:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FPTP FTW!
29.04.2025 13:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I cannot watch a movie so incorrectly titled - THE BRITISH PRIME MINISTER IS ***NOT*** THE HEAD OF STATE. Fuuuuuuuuck. cc @plagasse.bsky.social @journodale.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J64...
Clark Griswold and family accidentally wander into the papal conclave. It's "National Lampoon's Sede Vacante."
21.04.2025 14:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do we need to indicate gender on passports or drivers' licences at all?
12.04.2025 10:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here's a question for candidates: are enough Canadians in prison? At least one party would seem to be saying, "No, not enough Canadians are in prison. Our country would be better off if more Canadians were in prison."
10.04.2025 19:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Direwolves? In this economy?
08.04.2025 15:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are no atheists in Foxholes*
*Foxholes is an evangelical Christian strip club
