ChristmasFer Mmmmm Cakes 🎄🎅🎁🌟🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴

The GOP plan to replace the ACA is practically old enough to study for it's drivers license test nowadays

The Christmas tree with more ornaments on it.

I think it’s coming along nicely!

I didn’t have the heart to tell him, but yes, that’s pretty much EXACTLY what’s going on. 😆

Me setting up the Christmas tree.

We’re in the process of getting Holly and/or Jolly.

It's the one hole that God can't see

I very much hope so!

Open mockery and contradiction shuts him up— watch how Barbara Walters treated him whe she interviewed him “Well my bankers say…” She: “No they don’t. I asked. They don’t say that.” And then he falls into line.

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now try... the leaky bones of Santa

Thank you! You’re very kind. 🥹

I mean… kinda! 😆

Well, maybe— but I didn’t mind. 🤣

Big fans of yours, too! 😁

Look it up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me cuddling Ziggy Stardust the Pug, who has his tongue sticking out a little bit.

I am quite fond of this weird little mammal. 🥹

REPEAT AFTER ME (but really, after Neil Kraus):

Wage stagnation and underemployment are not problems that education can fix. We cannot "upskill" students into well-paying jobs that do. not. exist.

It certainly does raise questions when the kiddos watch “The Princess Bride.” 🫣

Eve Barlow quote tweeting a Miss Rachel post that reads "Wanting kids to live isn't antisemitic" with "This is blood libel. It's that simple. If you don't understand why, you don't know the first thing about Jew hatred"

The way this woman has wholly dedicated to her life to saying shit like "When you call me Eve Fartlow and make wet fart noises with your mouth whenever I talk, you are doing a Kristalnacht to me" is wild

Same, tbh.

No, I’m just grasping at straws at this point. 🤣

This is one of my favorite movies, it’s just DELIGHTFUL.

I hope that when I go, there will be enough laughter that no one has room for any other tears. Don’t mourn me. Tell funny stories. That’s what’s important!

Lieutimli on a Gimli? 😆

Klingon on a pauldron? 🙃

GLORY TO THE HOUSE OF DURIN

Possibly the best “Guardian” headline of the last twenty years. 😆

I AM CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣

BULLY THEM HARDER IT IS WORKING

I’m confused

Is Duffy suggesting we’re supposed to work out in the fine clothing he now wants us all to wear to the airport

A screenshot of the Elon Musk episode of “If Books Could Kill.”

Jason sent me this and my first reaction is “Can the books… hurry up?” 😬

On a budget of $7 million, the movie made less than $9,000 at the box office in 24 theatres. That's NUTS