Sr. Skywriter🦋 k1tch - Bluesky Statics

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25.12.2024 17:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Merry Chrimuhhhh 🎄✨🙂‍↔️✨🎄

25.12.2024 13:52 — 👍 224 🔁 72 💬 3 📌 6

"Has the DNA test come back yet?"
"Be quiet, Joseph!"

25.12.2024 15:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

❤️ This is so pure!

25.12.2024 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm content, but my 40s will be referred to as "The Lost Decade." My 50s start in 4 years and I plan on being financially, physically, and emotionally leveled up.

25.12.2024 14:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is crazy cause women be sounding like gorillas while they sleep

25.12.2024 09:32 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Kids wake up before the sun when they know they got gifts to open.

25.12.2024 12:48 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

They said, "This lite work!"

16.12.2024 14:17 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Naps

15.12.2024 15:24 — 👍 4 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

They have definitely been on a tear for a while!

15.12.2024 14:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have my first $100 invested in XRP. Crypto will be a small part of my investments. Also have a little bit of Bitcoin and Ethereum.

15.12.2024 13:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Blackberry!

11.12.2024 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They are cheesy but I'm loving it!

08.12.2024 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For some reason I've decided to watch the Rambo: First Blood series.

08.12.2024 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

15 years ago someone created a digital money called Bitcoin and now a single coin fetches over $100,000. Bananas.

05.12.2024 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was God glorified with this post?

04.12.2024 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Blue cheese will always be superior choice for wings.

04.12.2024 19:44 — 👍 177 🔁 50 💬 29 📌 44

a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van ALT: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van

04.12.2024 18:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Listen to ASMR

03.12.2024 03:41 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I think wasting time is worse. We will all eventually run out of time, but I'd imagine the regret would be worse knowing that, when one had it, one didn't take advantage of the time they had.

01.12.2024 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'd say go with the regular 16. If size is a consideration the Plus is just about as big as the Pro Max. Then you could possibly get the 256GB 16.

01.12.2024 01:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's probably because she doesn't like liars.

30.11.2024 20:50 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Today is definitely giving me lazy vibes. I don’t wanna do SHIT but rest chile. 😭

30.11.2024 17:41 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I know them melanin deficients were tanin dat up!

30.11.2024 01:14 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The visual of him jumping on the couch with them lil' legs 😭😭😭

29.11.2024 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You know ball

29.11.2024 14:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ate a full plate of food at 6:00 AM and am not ashamed

29.11.2024 13:18 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Adulting is GHETTO!!!!

29.11.2024 13:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

29.11.2024 02:16 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nah, you good. Just scrape a little bit of the black off. Your turkey just got a likkle character to it.

28.11.2024 22:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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