* 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙎 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍' 𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 ~ .

WHY'D Y'MAKE ME DO THIS?! YOU'RE FIGHTIN', SO YOU CAN SEE EVERYONE 'ROUND YA' LEAVE! THINK, EDD! YOU'LL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE, INSIGNIFICANT LOSER IN YOUR CIRCLE! YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE YOUR FRIENDSHIPS CRUMBLE T' DUST 'N' BLOW AWAY! EVERYONE 'N' EVERYTHING Y'KNOW WILL BE GONE!! WHAT WILL Y'HAVE AFTER A

🥑 ; I've looked in the mirror plenty of times.

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ᴇᴠᴇʟʏɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴠᴏʀ.

ꜱᴄʀᴇᴇɴꜱʟᴀᴠᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴅɪꜱɢᴜɪꜱᴇ.

ᴡɪɴꜱᴛᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴠᴏʀ’ꜱ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ.

ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛɪᴠᴇ.

ꜱɴᴇᴀᴋʏ.

ꜱᴀʀᴄᴀꜱᴛɪᴄ.

ᴇᴠɪʟ.

ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴛ.

ꜰʀᴏᴍ ɪɴᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇꜱ ɪɪ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ.

(ꜱꜰᴡ ʀᴘ/ɴꜱꜰᴡ ʀᴘ)

(ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ ɪꜱ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜꜱᴇꜱ ꜱʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ)

❝Been quite some time. How are you losers holdin' up?❞

🥑 ; Hey, uh, has anyone ever considered roleplaying on Tumblr before?

I've tried once or twice, but the people there think they're too good for newcomers.

I made an attempt to plot out something with a Simba, but the writer just ditched me.

They're no better than most writers on X, in my opinion.

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"RUN. RUN. RUN. LUCAS! RUN TILL THE FUN ENDS!"

MX HAS LEAPT FROM THE VOID.

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"I may not be Sonic, but there are things only I can do!"

-Sonic Verse RP

- MVRP

- Up for plotting and interactions

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"What you see is what you get! Just a guy that loves adventure! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!"

-Sonic Verse RP

- MVRP

- Up for plotting and interactions

ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴍᴀɴ, ɪ'ᴍ ɪɴ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ
ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ

(Story-Based-Account Interaction)

The cleanser of Humankind, the radiation cleanses your nervous system, so close your eyes and rest...

AND LET IT CONSUME YOU~

*??? Has Joined Parody Bsky*

[*Phase 1 __ 77.5% Complete*]

𝐷𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑦 ?

Name: Alistair Blackwood (John Davis)
Age: 240 (24)
Occupation: Landlord
Basics: Young vampire who's very insecure about being young and feeling average so tells people he's much older. Yes, he's very opened to his tenants that he's a vampire.

🥑 ; I wish I was fictional. Life would've been WAY easier that way.

—a couple of 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐬~.

𝐇𝐞𝐡~.

Eduardo's 𝘾𝙀𝙍𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙇𝙔 rubbin' off on his new-found friend 'n' partner-in-crime, it seemed~.

❝Whaddya say we start off with their 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧~? I'm 𝙎𝙐𝙍𝙀 it could use 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 tendin'~. . .❞

𝙊𝙝, the 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐂 they would wreak together. Those three 𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙁𝙄𝙏𝙎 won't see it comin'!

They only needed to acquire—

He rose a brow, stroking his chin thoughtfully. Maybe Edd wasn't so innocent.

❝𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬. . .Pretty damn specific. I assume you've done such things in the past?❞

Eduardo would have to try it out sometime, because that'd 𝙎𝙐𝙍𝙀𝙇𝙔 rile 'em up.

❝. . .𝙎𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙬 𝙞𝙩, how about you join in on the fun, kid?!❞

🥑 ; Eduardo's Waluigi-coded.

❝They're the ones provokin' me, so I'm happy to oblige!❞

Wait, so it's okay for my neighbors to annoy me, but it ain't okay for me to drop-kick 'em through the wall??????

🥑 ; At least they're not multiplying anymore.

🥑 ; First that Postal Dude writer, now this? How many weirdos have immigrated from X??

I'm not even sure who is who anymore, because all these sickos are equally worthless to me.

Looks like I'll have to check my followers list for the billionth fucking time.

I refuse to be associated with creeps.

🥑 ; Dude, he was the first person whom I wrote with on this account.

I still feel quite uncomfortable, even though I already got used to it on X.

❝Most people can't even save 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 from trouble, so why 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 fightin' for this godforsaken world?

I only use my own powers to spite those who are lesser than me, 'cuz they're all full of hot air!❞

. . .

This place is such a 𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐓!

Where are his insufferable neighbors??

Where's 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙠?!

❝. . .𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲? You're gonna pick on a guy who can absorb your every ability?

That's an even dumber decision than constantly pumpin' out live-action crap. . .❞

❝Green's the color of 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐤. Can't get any better than 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩, am I right?❞

❝I didn't say there 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍'𝐓 exceptions.❞

❝I'm gonna get in trouble for sayin' this, but red's the most overrated color of 'em all.

Ain't no coincidence that people who wear it usually turn out to be tryhard edgelords.

If my opinion bothers ya', come at me! I won't apologize for statin' the facts!

Public opinion can't 'n' won't sway me.❞