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HR: There's been some concern around the office about how you express disappointment

ME: Aww drippin' dicks...

Key Details of 13-Year-Old Trump Accuser’s Accounts Are Verified The newly corroborated details suggest the woman was truthful about numerous aspects of her life.

There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase “accused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory “hasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...

every morning i wake up, yawn, and i say “god almighty!…” when i stand up and notice how sore my legs are

[Checking clock] wow I can't believe it's already the end of the world

Cinderella? oh you mean frosted mini-feets?

😕

Damn, girl. You must be a Blu-ray copy of “Babe: Pig in the City” because I can’t take my eyes off your special features.

How Pixar’s Open Sexism Ruined My Dream Job (Guest Column) A former Pixar employee writes that after John Lasseter's departure, the company still has a lot of work to do to fix its sexist culture.

If you're wondering how bad things were at Pixar for women, the answer is pretty horrifyingly bad.

Can Lego sue him for the hair? I guess I dont know how copyright infringement works

What if it turns out your shit posting strength comes from your hair

What if you can no longer post on mane?

Oh that’s my friend Montressor’s wine cellar

Dude keeps going for hail mary plays like wtf

Oh sweet is soros finally paying up

I mean this is great, they shouldn’t have even animated this, they should have just made him bigger and had this chasing those round little dwarves

I'm sorry to say my dad is an actual fan of Greg Marcus of Marcus Theaters. It is something nobody in the family understands.

Horrifying to even imagine.

God damn this guy is a visionary

Hearing some disturbing reports that President Donald J. Trump might have... lied to us?

I saved some daylight for you 😊 thought maybe we could share it 👉👈

Source?

Ha ha because gay i get it

I just want to know where my kidney is

who up checking they clock and then melodramatically exclaiming they can’t believe the time it feels like an hour earlier

The regime changes will continue until morale improves.

Hard to believe a year ago I was posting dumb shit and getting zero likes. Now look at me

Have I told you lately you were missed

republicans have literally made everything worse and harder and more terrible over the course of my entire life and somehow* they keep coming back to power bc of our feckless corporate press and a weak willed opposition 😒

*sob

At least they aged better than p diddy kong

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