Moodyabyss

Springs and magnets! How do they even work!?!

"Gulf of America"...

Good choice...

Savage!

Oof.

There used to be an old sign by the path, warning passers-by of the local sleeping willow, which would trap the unwary with fatigue, engulf them while they slept, and release them a hundred years later.

There was a new sign:

"This sleeping willow is full."

And a map of other locations to try.

Maybe bearings need cleaned and re lubricated?

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Is this basically pad thai?

For your viewing pleasure...

YouTube video by Frog Leap Studios Holding Out for a Hero (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli)

youtu.be/aJxoyneMQwE?...

where are all the gods?

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

YouTube video by NPR Music Buddy Guy: Tiny Desk Concert

Just do yourself a favor and press play.

The Dr. Manhattan on Mars meme. "It is 1990. I am 29 years old. In two weeks, Iran will have nuclear weapons. It is 2008. I am 37 years old. In two weeks, Iran will have nuclear weapons. It is 2026. I am 54 years old. In two weeks, Iran will have nuclear weapons."

Second verse, same as the first

Ooo... soup.

I need to start a prog rock band now...

Wait! They're remaking Dusk til Dawn? Only worse???

The potato rants?

a man with a beard is sitting in a car with two women behind him ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a car with two women behind him

None if these words are in the Bible, and half of them aren't in the dictionary...

"Ask your doctor if (sound of gargling charcoal in Klingon) is right for you"

Doctor: "What? No, God no!!!"

The Road, for me...

I figure ghosts, witches, werewolves, and the like aren't big on sea salt or ocean winds, so mostly they stay inland. Murderers, on the other hand, are allergic to ghosts and witches, and sometimes werewolves, so coastal ares it is.

Side Quested Book 1 - Side Quested Webcomic About the Book The course of true love never did run straight…For fans of The Owl House and Critical Role comes the first volume in the lighthearted and epic adventure…

Hello!
I'm Alexandra, and I do comics (with my partner-in-crime @kbspangler.com )!

Our first Book together - 𝗦𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝟭 - comes out this March!

To read online *for free*, preorder links, promotions, and all the information: sidequested.com/book/

May your days be filled with napping and your nights filled with the electric hum of old magic through ancient forests and the harsh, fearful screaming of those who meant to do you harm.

They taste like sheep...

Tease...

🎶🎵If he drives you to the criming he’s a fed

If he drives you to the criming he’s a fed

If he drives you to the criming

And his posts are gross and slimy

If he drives you to the criming he’s a fed🎵🎶

Yay!

Same.